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[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 9 months ago

When I lived in L.A., weed was legal but only for medical and I didn't have a card. I also wasn't all that experienced with the strength of cannabis in California compared to Indiana where I grew up. So I was going to fly back home for a visit and my friend offered to give me an edible for the trip. I asked him to get me the strongest one because I thought, "what the hell."

All I could say to my wife once I ate it was, "I'm so high." And then I was on my own because I was flying by myself.

Flying by yourself next to a stranger for six hours crammed into a little airplane seat high off your ass is a very bad idea and I do not recommend it.

[–] Yamainwitch 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What in the AI generated art are my human eyes seeing? 🥴

[–] Decoy321 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Old dude here. This could actually be a real book. The Choose Your Own Adventure series were huge in the 80s and 90s. They produced dozens of books across multiple collections. This weird ass cover is par for the course.

Here's a good source to check them out

[–] clockwork_octopus 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I remember these, I loved them as a kid! I used to read them all the time

[–] lolrightythen 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I read them front to back. Like a boss

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would go back through the book repeatedly and do every fork I could and then I'd flip through the book to find the pages I missed.

[–] lolrightythen 3 points 9 months ago

Netflix did a couple movies where you could choose the adventure as it diverges.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Like a monster!

[–] Yamainwitch 4 points 9 months ago

What in the world!? Thanks for sharing, this is wild!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They have an Instagram account (but I can't remember how to get to it, since I don't have Instagram), but they have more designs on their square site

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Of those, I've read: Your Code Name is Jonah, Inside UFO 54-40, The Forbidden Castle, Underground Kingdom, Space Patrol, The Phantom Submarine, War With the Evil Power Master (my favorite), and Return to Atlantis. I loved those books.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I mean, if the NYTimes says it’s a banger…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

This is Rond Aldor from the wheel of next time series

[–] bert_macklin_fbi 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope Tim Curry received credit for his likeness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If Tim Curry and Jean-Claude Van Damme had a child together...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

when you're going through the checkout and the amanitas are in a hurry and you're like uh oh and you're right

[–] TootSweet 3 points 9 months ago

Always low prices. Always high patrons.