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[–] [email protected] 175 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork

[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"I forgot to add that I am my own worst enemy by far," Musk said. "No need for others to dig my grave when I’m doing it so well myself."

Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?

[–] GrammatonCleric 31 points 1 year ago

More like legal backpedal

[–] TrickDacy 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't want to click that link. Are you joking or is that a real quote?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's a real quote from the article. I haven't investigated further to verify.

Edit: I have some bad news

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination

[–] harry_balzac 25 points 1 year ago

I think it's Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I need evidence. This one is too much... I'll be back after I look around the internet.

Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just... What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it's a Twitter link).

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[–] EatYouWell 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's basically JP from Grandma's Boy.

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[–] Riccosuave 110 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!

[–] Riccosuave 18 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2003: "You're so edgy 🙄" 2023: "You're so edgy 🥵"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Man, nothing escapes global warming

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.

The utter irony

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This meme makes a good point, he's so fucking cringe.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It's honestly impressive.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

It was funny for a while, but I'd really like him to hit rock bottom. The guy has a lot of power, and this is really kinda worrying me now.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Skilled with a katana due to extensive training in mother's basement

[–] banneryear1868 26 points 1 year ago

While you were partying, I studied the blade

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do we... do we call him Emon now?

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (10 children)

What the hell happened to that man?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Daddy didn't give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

My theory is too much blow and huffing his own farts to the point where his brain has turned to mush.

[–] Mr_Blott 12 points 1 year ago

South Africa

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.

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[–] Yamainwitch 27 points 1 year ago

Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.

[–] Ryan213 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I'll take "THINGS A PARTICULARLY STUPID CHILD WOULD SAY" for 1,000, Alex.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Plus, he's got massive influence on his fanboys who worship his every move

[–] ManOMorphos 17 points 1 year ago

If you gotta say it out loud, it probably isn't true.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that's an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he's actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we're asking "Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? -- Sha-mona"

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where's his transphobia-ridden manifesto?

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