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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Female serotine bats have a large membrane between their tail and ankles which they can use to shield their genitals.

During mating, the males grab the females by the nape and use their large penises like an extra arm to reach around and remove this membrane, the researchers said.

Then follows a long, still embrace called "contact mating," during which sperm is transferred.

While this form of reproduction — also called "cloacal kissing" — is common in birds, it had never previously been observed in a mammal.

For serotine bats, the process takes some time. The average session was 53 minutes, but the longest lasted nearly 13 hours.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess I didn't invent my signature move, after all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you do it for 53min,you rock whatever you do

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

On average, that's about right, sometimes up to 13 hours.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Im starting to think you are hanging upside down while commenting...

[–] UnknownHandsome 4 points 1 year ago

That third arm penis must be nice.

[–] asteriskeverything 30 points 1 year ago

This is the fucking coolest science stuff I've read in a long time.

Fasel speculated that the female bats could use their unusually long cervixes to hold onto the sperm of several different males for months before choosing which male they bear offspring with.

Like WHAT. COOL

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 24 points 1 year ago

A perfect not the onion. Hilarious and interesting!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

And he never asked the bats for consent to be filmed😤

[–] kromem 12 points 1 year ago

"What did you do during the pandemic, Jan?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I don't know why, but this bat kinda looks like Jordan Peterson

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

bats are the only animals who are well hung in two distinctly different ways apparently

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why the ladies call me Batman

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Because, like in bats, your penis isn't used for penetration?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Penis tentacle.