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Retiree records bat sex in church attic, helps scientists solve mystery of species' "super long" penis (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] asteriskeverything 30 points 1 year ago

This is the fucking coolest science stuff I've read in a long time.

Fasel speculated that the female bats could use their unusually long cervixes to hold onto the sperm of several different males for months before choosing which male they bear offspring with.

Like WHAT. COOL