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Retiree records bat sex in church attic, helps scientists solve mystery of species' "super long" penis (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess I didn't invent my signature move, after all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you do it for 53min,you rock whatever you do

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

On average, that's about right, sometimes up to 13 hours.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Im starting to think you are hanging upside down while commenting...

[–] UnknownHandsome 4 points 11 months ago

That third arm penis must be nice.