what is the last thing is that a necklace?
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2023
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Why did I not see that? How did I miss that? Why did I not question this meme being NSFW?
I still don’t get it!
spoiler
The bottom right corner is about "sounding", a form of sexual play done by showing things up in the urethra
Oooh. TIL something I wouldn’t mind not knowing about! 😅 Thanks for the explanation.
It's sorta like a necklace if you shoved a necklace in your pee hole
Judging by the varying thicknesses it looks like gauging devices, most likely for sounding. Not sure why the tips are curved...but then again, I lack a penis so it's not like I'm an expert on the subject.
To put it gently there's a bend because there's a... bend. Like, you can't put a straight rod through a curved tunnel.
Wait. The sounding rod is supposed to go that far back?
The one's designed like that are. Like anything there are different preferences. Going that far usually has the intent to hit the "p-spot". Same as with anal.
That can't be right. The prostate doesnt get hit until at least a foot down.
Straight gauges start at about 10 in. long. The curved ones are longer. What else can I say?
Oh. The one time I had a catheter put in I did not enjoy the journey down, or the soreness afterwards. Also, there's a big risk of infection for that sort of thing too. Sometimes I just dont understand people.
Enjoy my frowningest boost ever
Usually this is where I would say something like "I aim to please!" but the context kinda ruins that 🫤
You can if the tunnel is flexible.
I love sounding... some of the best cbt music I have ever heard.
Google 'Sounding cbt' to learn more
dunno why this feels like gatekeeping h
There’s a great skit about gatekeeping “basic” things but I can’t for the life of me remember what the comedians are called. I for one have embraced my basic bitch status - liking popular things does not make me any less interesting or worthwhile than people with less mainstream interests. 💅🏼
Edit: here it is! https://youtu.be/d1mbbYKPpHY
We can have a little gatekeeping. For funnies.
What I say to the poor users before they find out I gatekeep this community as a "job" (I do not abuse my powers for fun :3333)
Don't forget being defined by business franchise paraphernalia in the false name of athletism.
Edited for commercial team instead of local team reference.
Fishing getting an unfair rep. Fishers generally are pretty interesting as they need to have long chats while fishing.
True dat
I SEE IT NOW.
Fishing is based
Agreed. Interacting with the physical world around you is the only real personality.
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lmao 😁
Also fyi you need to put the image in the url field for it to appear in the feed; you can still edit and do it.
Okay so you're pissed at my idiot BIL like half the states of texas and arizona what's new