this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 214 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Accidentally made a hot-girl union.

Now they can organize and demand higher quality pickup lines.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

~~Apes~~ babes together strong

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you get those crossed out words?

Nice comment by the way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

~~Strikethrough~~, you can get them like ~~this~~

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

In a group of 40 women, chances are really high at least 2 of them would be a good couple. It's a blind group date.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

AGU Local 2, Messenger Hot Girls Union

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Guy is shooting his shot at a 40-way

[–] snipe_at 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Lemmy has so much fewer comments than reddit, but goddamn do they hit here lmao. Second comment in ten minutes to almost make me choke on my dinner

[–] L4rr 1 points 1 year ago

Because it spreads, or because he committed Kurt Cobain?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Big mistake not hanging around to at least test the waters after a few replies

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Casting a wide net, as they say

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dang, he really ruined his chances with nearly 40 women all at once

[–] VinnieFarsheds 7 points 1 year ago

It will take my entire life to ruin my chances with this many. My hero 🛐🛐🛐

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Evotech 7 points 1 year ago

Pulled too much aggro sadly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] zzx 1 points 11 months ago

AoE4 is pretty cool too though

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guys it’s called efficiency

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No, it's called stupidity. WhatsApp allows for Broadcast lists, which do what he was trying to do.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

When getting a date isn't even worth copy pasting to you, you aren't worthy of the tiddies.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Souls-like difficulty setting.

[–] TheBig2023Meltdown 23 points 1 year ago

Collateral damage

[–] VicentAdultman 11 points 1 year ago

The Bachelor with social anxiety

[–] son_named_bort 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Luck is just probability. Increase luck by hitting on many more people at once!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The Boomhauer method.

[–] Sweetpeaches69 8 points 1 year ago

Dudes rock!

[–] ComicalMayhem 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 24 points 1 year ago

It looks like he tried to send one mass flirt message to 39 women, but it went out in a group chat instead of individual messages. So he acknowledged his failure and left his own group chat.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

He tried sending the same message to 39 women, (assuming that the message would be sent seperately) only to realize that they were all added to a group chat. It dawned on him that each woman could see that he had sent the same message to everyone in the group. He realized the error of his ways, and swift departed. (Presumably out of embarrasment)