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[–] NOT_RICK 44 points 1 year ago

Should have went to definitelynotafed.gov

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I feel like this story is repeated every few years.

Reality is not a mob movie. There are no cleaners for hire. Just the FBI.

[–] Iusedtobeanadventurer 43 points 1 year ago

There are absolutely, unequivocally, killers for hire. You just aren't going to find them on the hitman equivalent of Amazon dot fucking com.

[–] FuglyDuck 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

1-800-GET-GOON.

They’re none too bright, but at least you know they’re not Feds.

[–] rockSlayer 7 points 1 year ago

Be careful, you might accidentally dial 1-800-3-GOONER

[–] shadmere 2 points 1 year ago

Hired goons?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Clandestine meeting … at Waffle House

Happens more often than you’d think.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They should have their slogan be "Our cleaner fees are cheaper than Airbnb!"