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[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago

I think Melon might be saying “NEED”.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

did the cat get the cheese. dont leave me hanging

[–] Lennnny 57 points 10 months ago (3 children)

She did. Just a little bit because too much makes her shart, but a crumb or two never hurts.

[–] FooBarrington 32 points 10 months ago

She knows, and she's willing to pay the price

[–] blotz 19 points 10 months ago

Me too melon. me too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

I love a story with a happy ending

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Melon is a good communicator.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your lamp shade is driving me crazy!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Something tells me Melon is involved in this anomaly.

[–] Lennnny 12 points 10 months ago

It was the orange that gave it away, huh?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Do you have a moment to talk about Cheesus?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

This is actually not a melon but a cat. Please don't confuse these two things.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The cheese tax knows no species.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This kitty comes looking

The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

Hand it over quick
Or things might get sh*tty
I can scratch and kick
I'm a really crazy kitty

I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

Original puppy version by Matt Hobbs, feline adaptation by me.

[–] Zippit 11 points 10 months ago

Give it to her you monster. She deserves everything and more just by being soo cute :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

"I get the cheese, or you get the claws"

[–] Speculater 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"These are not the cheese you're looking for."

[–] Kase 1 points 10 months ago
[–] Viking_Hippie 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It puts the cheese plate on its bed, else it gets the claws again 😁

[–] regdog 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He makes a super cute face :)

[–] angrystego 1 points 10 months ago

It's a girl 😉 I agree about the face!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Melon yearns

[–] jacktherippah 4 points 10 months ago

Melon is gorgeous.

[–] MudSkipperKisser 4 points 10 months ago

In fairness, I want your cheese plate too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Just glad this is not a count Dankula sequel :p

[–] InfiniteVariables 1 points 10 months ago

Mine fidgets his paw when he is annoyed. And it doesn't take much to get on his nerves either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Silly cat, cheese is for kids!