this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He’s got a lot of heavy drinking ahead of him, gonna need that liver.

[–] idunnololz 2 points 10 months ago

I'd drink too if I had to deal with those dad jokes /s

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Americans: go ahead and chop a bit of his dick off though. Why not.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't get it. Why specifically Americans?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

In the Us its something like 80% while the average is under 20%

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 10 months ago

Americans were lied to for decades that circumcision was healthier and people still believe it. And now we've also got the stupid "I want my son to look like me" attitude.

[–] shneancy 10 points 10 months ago

i miss r/youdontsurf

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Data-seven shouldn't feel bad, my first thought was they'd created a foetus intentionally to use for spare parts.. 😬

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 10 months ago

I'd like to deliver your baby... with some fava beans and a nice chianti.