this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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[–] set_secret 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you need to specify four fingers when you prompt the AI image generator mate.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought that was a badly done doll hand lol

[–] _stranger_ 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is! This is a year old remake of a 2017 meme, seemingly by the same person. There's a video too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here I was thinking Chris Simpson artist was a vintage meme thief, but he's actually the OP, had my best pitchfork ready and everything!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy 14 points 1 year ago
[–] IanSomnia 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Growing up there was an older couple on my street who would dress as Mr and Mrs. Clause for Halloween. Santa would open the door and offer you a big spoonful of mashed potatoes! After sufficient protest Mrs. Clause would bring out the candy.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

That sounds so wholesome. I'll try to remember that idea for when I'm older.

[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 1 year ago

The Predicate family across the street had full-sized candy bars

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

"honey, is something wrong? You haven't taken your scoop out of the communal egg bowl"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

What a croc, those eggs will be cold in minutes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Idk if "warm" is the right word for eggs sitting outside in late October. But idk if "freezing cold" makes me any happier...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It's not that they're for the kids, it's that each handful costs one child. Eggs are expensive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But it's actually a trick because it's really insulation they're trying to get you to put your hands in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Five fingers 🤮

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How do you keep it warm? Sterno?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Greggo 1 points 1 year ago

Cayenne pepper. Just a little.

[–] ShitOnABrick 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is it a trick or a treat no it's savoury oh wait why are there razor blades in my scrambled eggs

[–] MrWafflesNBacon 2 points 1 year ago