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[–] Fosheze 84 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah no. I'll take cold over heat any day. At least when it's cold I can just add a few layers or do something to mitigate it. When it's hot theres only so many layers I can take off without becomming a sex offender.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A lot of people say that, but it does fuck all for my hands and face, and I'm still breathing in cold ass air.

I have heat retention issues, not heat rejection issues.

Perhaps the grossest feeling I've ever experienced was while I was stationed near Chicago during the winter and my nose hairs were freezing inside my nose, all while bundled up in as many layers as possible.

Fuck the cold; I'd rather be in the heat.

That being said, extreme heat is still miserable.

[–] systemglitch 19 points 1 year ago

I prefer the cold because our insects are small and non-poisonous. I love in a brutally cold climate as well, it's worth it.

The best part is Spring and all the fresh life blooming all around... it's amazing.

Living with such extremes makes me appreciate the warm months so much more than I otherwise would.

[–] Fosheze 5 points 1 year ago

To each their own but I'd still rather have numb limbs and frozen snot than be stuck in the heat. I live in minnesota so I'm more than used to snapping off snotcicles at -20F while shoveling the driveway. At least when it's cold you can still move your body without it making things worse. When it's opressively hot all you can do is sit there sweating and feeling miserable. Any activity just winds up making matters worse. There's nothing you can do except suffer. It's the temperature equivalent of having congested sinuses.

Of course like you said, you have heat retention issues. Meanwhile my body runs like a damn furnace. I just wish it also burned calories like one.

[–] lepthesr 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"People that grew up in warm climates prefer warmer climates. People that grew up in cooler climates prefer cold climates"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not always, am Aussie grew up in, and still live in miserable humid heat, it's fucking terrible. Though our 3 days of 'winter' per year are rather nice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm the opposite. Grew up in a cold climate and hated it. Moved to the warmth now and loving life at the moment

[–] lepthesr 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's your preference between the two though? Not being a dick, just curious. I grew up pnw US. I'll take the cold any day of the week.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Cold, you can mitigate it much easier. On a serious note our winter months are great, shorts and t-shirt and it's just good temp all round, and cool enough at night for a blanket at times! But yeah the warm months are not a good thing!

[–] mrchampion 6 points 1 year ago

My statistics professor said nearly the exact same thing just today, no joke. He only didn't say the "without becomming a sex offender." part.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was thinking the other day, if all the "sensors" in your body for making you feel hot are in your skin, then surely removing the epidermis would be the last layer needed to be removed to avoid feeling hot.

[–] Fosheze 6 points 1 year ago

Actually yes. People with severe burns over a large part of their body wind up with massive issues as far as keeping their body temp up. But if you're burned that bad then you usually have much bigger things to worry about anyways. However your epidermis is mostly dead tissue so to have any real effect you need to go a little deeper and remove the dermis too. So if you skin yourself it can help keep your body temp down.

[–] Alexstarfire 1 points 1 year ago

If you know, you know.

[–] Seasm0ke 4 points 1 year ago

Ha I've said that my whole life except for the last part. I'd say "there's a legal limit to how much you can take off"

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for that .... I can never understand those freedom units.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

That's alright. Americans don't either.

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[–] nolannice 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

found the perthican.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

So how did you die?

I touched the ground...

[–] Naja_Kaouthia 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m content with my 6 months of snow. My weekend lows are supposed to be 20 and 17 Freedom degrees and I’m here for it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fuck yeah. I look forward to winter. Maybe it’s because I was born up north, moved to the US’s swampy dick halfway through my childhood, and then spent most of my formative years being hot and miserable, but I love the shorter days, the cold weather, gray skies…then again, I like all of those things partly because they cause me to slow down more and appreciate the respite FROM the cold.

I’m a winter person at heart, though. I like hot drinks and long pants and sweatshirts and reading under the covers and jackets and having my hands in my pockets as I walk. I love the winter, but I also love the warmth of the winter. And I have so many memories from my childhood that I was robbed of living in Florida. Of course those years I spent on the beach and in the pool and shit, and sure, I love those things too, but winter is just where it’s at.

(Also, I’m not sure “20 and 17 freedom degrees” was meant to be a joke on the imperial system, but it was funny. Maybe even funnier if it were accidental)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whoa where are you at? 6 months of snow sounds like a dream come true

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why bother moving at this point? Your climate will warm up for you

[–] PunnyName 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Anthropogenic Climate Change, aka global warming, isn't only warming. It's exacerbation of temperature variants, especially extremes:

-Hot climates will get hotter.
-Cold climates will get colder.
-Hurricanes and tornadoes will happen more often, and they will be stronger.
-Wildfires will be bigger and more frequent.
-Mudslides will be more frequent.
-Extreme cold snaps more frequent and longer lasting.

Etc.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

cold climates generally won't get colder, but weather extremes will become more common and more pronounced (think snow in Texas)

In general, the jetstream becomes less intense and moves less, leading to longer periods of the same weather, and both extended drought and extended rain are not great for food production. And the chance of it snapping and letting out part of the polar vortex increases by a lot, causing freak weather anomalies

[–] Madison420 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forgot the increase in seismic and volcanic events.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Leviathan 4 points 1 year ago

Montreal used to be solid snow from November to April, now it's weird waves of snow and melt. Slush half the time and garbage weather. Thanks climate change!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is literally Russia’s current plan for Siberia. They want access to the vast mineral deposits under the permafrost, and if they wait, getting at those minerals gets a lot easier.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Releasing millions of tons of trapped carbon deposits frozen in the ground .... what could go wrong?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Get your dogs some summer shoes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The world is lava

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Gotta love climate change

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] kn33 6 points 1 year ago

I can deal with standard cold and the snow. It's the lack of sun and extreme colds that get me. Minnesota's a good place, but Colorado looks awful tempting.

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