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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No money, no powers, no living relatives

[–] samus12345 3 points 11 months ago

Aunt May is a living relative (sometimes).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Also socially inept and reclusive.

[–] jnoliv 6 points 11 months ago

You can call me man-man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I, too, am a nerdy loner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Bruce Wayne totally has powers. The capacity and focus with which to get several master's degrees worth of education and mastery of several martial arts.

He also has the unspoken ability to cause grievous injury without risking a morbid outcome.

Also he's Batman prepared, and has squid repellent in case they release the Kraken and not just a shark.