this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No money, no powers, no living relatives

[–] samus12345 3 points 1 year ago

Aunt May is a living relative (sometimes).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Also socially inept and reclusive.

[–] jnoliv 6 points 1 year ago

You can call me man-man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bruce Wayne totally has powers. The capacity and focus with which to get several master's degrees worth of education and mastery of several martial arts.

He also has the unspoken ability to cause grievous injury without risking a morbid outcome.

Also he's Batman prepared, and has squid repellent in case they release the Kraken and not just a shark.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I, too, am a nerdy loner.