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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd like to report in as someone at the end of that process and is actually making good money.

Now I need:

More time to hang out with friends and family. πŸ₯²

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

At least you can cry in your mcmansion.

(Joking ofcourse)

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Extremely clever, well done

[–] Matriks404 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Over-consumption loop.

You work hard for money -> so you buy unnecessary stuff since you earned it -> you have no money -> you work hard for money...

I have quit this loop by limiting my consumption to minimum. My friends ask me why don't I buy X if I can easily afford it and it will make my life better. Well, not better enough to justify waste of both my money/time and Earth's resources to manufacture something.

Also over-consumption is a fuel to capitalist dystopia.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I have already limited my consumption to a minimum. Now I just need to make more money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

While this is true, this is severely short sighted and misses the perspective of being impoverished and constantly being unable to make ends meet even after you have cut luxury from your life.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Becomes a billionaire: ... NEED TO MAKE MORE MONEY!!!!

[–] Infernal_pizza 15 points 1 year ago

Corporations when they only made 1 billion gajillion shmillion dollars net profit last year

[–] orl0pl 10 points 1 year ago

Capitalism moment

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] foggy 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Step 1: wake up at 4:30 every morning

Step 2: ICE BATH

step 3: fucking butter in your coffee for some reason

Step 4: starve yourself, that butter was enough.

Step 5: GRIND

Step 6: p90x

Step 7: Write Joe Rogan a pledge of allegiance.

Step 8: GYM

Step 9: GOGGINS!

Step 10: MARATHON

STEP 11: HGH INJECTIONS

STEP 12: 😑😑😑

STEP 13: here you can either traffick women or rob a bank

AND THATS HOW I HAVE ALL THESE NICE THINGS BRO JUST GRIND IT OUT.

buy my course to learn more, just $249.99/month

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Q: How do I make more money? A: Scam other's out of their money

[–] meliaesc 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Money always has to come from someone else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Difference being with honest work, people value your product and it actually does what you are promising.
Scams are not this.

[–] Clanket 2 points 1 year ago

Work harder, better, stronger faster. Work, work, work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps /s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here you can have my money πŸ’°πŸ’°

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

... And my sword!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

this is the best version of this meme I have ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How I've felt lately. Smh

[–] Agent641 4 points 1 year ago

Its tough being a counterfeitter

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This post made by Dutch Van der Linde

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"One more thing. Arthur".

[–] NielsBohron 3 points 1 year ago

Unrelated to the meme, but I appreciate your username. Do you prefer chair conformer or boat conformer?

[–] fushi01 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] kamehameherp 2 points 1 year ago

He's just like me fr fr.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I just need to make more money

[–] RedditWanderer 1 points 1 year ago

Oh shit! Thats I need money, god damn!. When we first met-up, he wrote on a slip of paper "I NEED MONEY", I said "shit, me too!". We started making it together after that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Must be a pandemic! Me too! And everyone I know too!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel this. It's kind of addicting to chase a bigger paycheck. I actually talk about it a lot in therapy and it's been helpful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, I guess making more money is helpful to finance a therapy. /j

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