All wise, all powerful, just can't handle money!... George Carlin.
He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!
Something almost exactly like that happened to me. I bought a house so my money wouldn't be stagnant and didn't wanna live away from my parents yet so I rented it. They totally fucked up everything in it.
That was hilarious! I'm glad I woke up silly today!
I got my ballot this Monday and half of the spots to be voted on had only one candidate.... maybe remove that shit from the ballot and add things like..."would you like Toyota to know where you are when you send emails about your period?" That would be useful.
Double you fucking tee eff? Holybonkerslaw Batman! Now what? Can Motorola take pictures of me while I take a shower watching porn?...err, sending emails?
Friends of Mike Oak.
What do ruzzians do when they know they need to loose a few pounds? They go to war of course! Did you know that a bullet hole can make you loose anywhere between one and fifty pounds? And that's not including the actual brass or lead. Larger motion tends to remove pounds fast! Way fast. Many of the same ruzzians will start with just one and then gather a bunch of weight loss really quickly. Others like to get the one shot and gradually, over a period of several months loose a lot of weight. Like a lot. Some are not even flesh and bones, some are just bones.
Nicely done 👍
Biden is president. Things went my way. But let's imagine that this was how you got lunch.
Hmm, Josh! I want a hamburger!... okay buddy I promise I'll bring you a hamburger. I'm just going to be your food delegate in the food acquisition team.
Josh! I want a salad! .. and I want a spoon full of extra virgin olive oil!. Josh I want an apple! Hey Josh can I get some Doritos crushed in a bowl and mixed with jalapeno and chicken nuggets!
Then Josh goes to the big food acquisition meeting... My team wants a spoon full of extra virgin olive oil!
Then you wait half an hour and you get a turkey sandwich but you're vegan so you eat the three onion rings.
70 percent of the office was vegan too, but only 5 of the food delegates were vegan. The other 20 were old timers that have been ordering the food for the past seven years. They like turkey sandwiches. So you get turkey sandwich.
I hope you enjoy your turkey sandwich 🥪. 😂 LOL. At least it wasn't a lump of lard with a tupee.
Came to say this.
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