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Just do it you pussy
Help me
Step 1: wake up at 4:30 every morning
Step 2: ICE BATH
step 3: fucking butter in your coffee for some reason
Step 4: starve yourself, that butter was enough.
Step 5: GRIND
Step 6: p90x
Step 7: Write Joe Rogan a pledge of allegiance.
Step 8: GYM
Step 9: GOGGINS!
Step 10: MARATHON
STEP 11: HGH INJECTIONS
STEP 12: ๐ก๐ก๐ก
STEP 13: here you can either traffick women or rob a bank
AND THATS HOW I HAVE ALL THESE NICE THINGS BRO JUST GRIND IT OUT.
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Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps /s