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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My head canon is that she's the Rick Sanchez of her universe only she's a force for good rather than nihilism and self-indulgence.

[–] netwren 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is pretty great. I'm going to steal this and add it to my beliefs too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Same, this is now a part of my headcanon

[–] danc4498 2 points 1 year ago

They’d make a great couple.

[–] MyFairJulia 0 points 1 year ago

She's probably the same Rick as C-137 with the only difference that she actively seeked professional help. Okay, that and she realized she was trans. And had a bonding moment with Summer telling her that she's fine without makeup and the latest fashion.

[–] superduperenigma 55 points 1 year ago

"Remember kids! Spotters are for pussies!"

-Frizzle

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ever see any of the kids on that bus get out of hand?

Never. The bus was clean, the kids listened, and nobody died.

That's the power of frizzle

[–] xantoxis 12 points 1 year ago

That's because they knew what she could bench. And if that wasn't enough, she could just "forget" to bring one of them back from a trip to the land of bacteria or whatever.

[–] JustZ 19 points 1 year ago

Plus she got that dump truck.

[–] XbSuper 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Isn't she on a different planet here? Like this is supposed to teach about gravity or something?

Wait! She turned the school bus into a planet, and by changing its size, it changed the gravity!

[–] deweydecibel 4 points 1 year ago

You are correct. That was this episode.

[–] deweydecibel 7 points 1 year ago

I'll be the one to point out this was the episode where she was teaching the kids about gravity.

She's demonstrating lower gravity reduces weight.

[–] TheTetrapod 7 points 1 year ago

It might just be the crop, but it looks like she has an extra plate on one side, too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Are those disks standardized, so each one is always 50 pounds? (I assume 5 pounds for the pole)

[–] scutiger 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Usually 45 lbs per plate, and 45 lbs for the bar.

[–] BeefDaddySupreme 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Actually since they are red, usually means they are actually 55 lbs not 45. So in theory she's probably lookin at 485..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

55lbs per red plate. 4 on each side, then 45 for the bar. Girls lifting 485!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Plus that extra plate on her right side

[–] Guest_User 1 points 1 year ago

That's just the side of the end plate, not a different plate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Red plates are 45 lbs at LA Fitness, purple are 55 lbs.

[–] datelmd5sum 14 points 1 year ago

Standardized red plates are always 25kg. In IWF, IPF and even USPA. Crossfit in the US uses pounds, but even there red is 55lb. So four slabs = 220kg.

[–] DanglingFury 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In reality, size wise, thise are closer to 25lb plates. The 45lb plates are like 16" diameter

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True. She is only cranking out what 295? She needs to get some protein shakes going.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Is there any way to tap those shakes directly to an IV? This weakness i am, I should do something about it.

Frizzle has me looking skinnier than ever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If they were on Earth the answer would be yes

[–] pigup 3 points 11 months ago

Her titties are 100% dense muscle, TIGHT sinew

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also the left side has an extra weight, that must be tough to compensate for.

[–] Siethron 8 points 1 year ago

There are for plates on both sides. The one on our far left is showing the flat face of the plate as well, not an extra plate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Damn she's dripped out, is that a planet earth print chalk bag?