I always try and open the door before the beep but after the numbers hit zero.
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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I used to do this as a teen when I had late night munchies and didn't want to wake my foster parents.
Put the ring in the microwave, Frodo...
that could be me
I bought the microwave I did because it has a mute feature.
I honestly don't know why microwaves need to beep, I don't miss it at all.
Ours is the worst. It beeps again like every 10 seconds.
Ours has a function where you press and hold one of the numbers and it turns off the beeps. Not sure what it is anymore, but most people should be able to look it up and find one for their microwave.
yes, same thing. It doesn't work on all ovens though, that's why I chose one that advertised this as a feature instead of a pro-mw-user ultra-secret cheat code
Bro what is going on on that table-looks like man took "volcano cake" a little too literally
He stops it precisely when he means to.