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[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

someone captioned a picture of one of the banners, later adding in a comment: “And then what happened.”

😂

[–] worldwidewave 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It turned out to be a pretty mind-blowing day in Dallas after all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

You cheeky fucker

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago

Lmao holy fuck that is amazingly, comically tasteless. Like sure, it was 60 years ago, but I’m also pretty sure that’s not an element of the city’s history that most current residents are terribly proud of.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Blowback Ahead"

blow back a head

I see what you did there.

[–] ShortFuse 8 points 11 months ago

It's mind-blowing that they'd choose that for the actual article title.

[–] robocall 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

JFK was here... and got shot in the head

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

JFK was here... and there... and over here... and a little over there...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Had a childhood friend visit DC once, he came back and told me he "saw the place Lincoln got JFKed"

Still laugh about that phrase.

[–] hogunner 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Blowback and to the left…

[–] Frozengyro 3 points 11 months ago

And on ms Kennedy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I hate it when people say “Happy Fall” and refuse to say “Happy Day JFK Was Shot.” Starbucks doesn’t even do a cup any more.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe “blowback” wasn’t the best word to use

[–] ericisshort 6 points 11 months ago

It was the prefect word.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Not as much blowback as Jackie got

[–] afraid_of_zombies 2 points 11 months ago

Do people under 25 years old feel the same way about 9-11 the same way I feel about the JFK/RFK headshots?