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That's okay, they're watching surgery tutorials on Youtube, just gotta wait through a few minutes of ads, how quickly can you really bleed out?
/s
What's the doctor's equivalent of an Indian guy on YouTube?
An Indian guy on YouTube?
One of the two greatest sources of programming knowledge. Every programmer has learnt most of what they know from stackoverflow questions and tutorials from Indian guys on YouTube.
Back in the last millennium, before the days of the internet, we had to learn to program from these things called books. There was no Stack Overflow or ChatGPT to ask questions. If you were lucky, there was "man" pages. I'll see myself out to the nursing home now.
I still prefer trial and error and some documentation if it exists.
I also learned a lot in college.
LOL
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An Indian surgeon on YouTube, probably.
Working on pre-nursing courses now, and even cheating aside, the online shit is a bad joke. Like instead of lecture you just get assigned chapters.
"Online lab" and "online clinicals" are both a thing, and they're both as stupid as they sound. And every hospital is hurting for nurses so badly that school programs are under a lot of pressure to just accept everyone who applies.
I don't see good things for the future of the healthcare industry. Hopefully all the bullshit will at least translate to a decent pay check, but I know better than to put any faith in that either.
friendly reminder to unionize and fight back
Fuck yeah! One of the cool things about a universal staffing shortage in a specific field is even if I get fired, there will always be demand somewhere else. 100% support for the strikes going on lately, and will absolutely hold the line when it's my turn.
Maybe your nurse practitioner “doctor” with a joke for exams and fully online curriculum, but an MD or DO in the US absolutely cannot cheat their 4 full days of board exams (steps 1-3) to get licensed. Physician board exams are video recorded, show IDs and get fingerprinted and patted down even going in and out for bathroom breaks.
You still need to eat healthy, fatty.
This guy hasn't heard about the neural implant yet 😏
If there's anything I learned from chess, it's that they can't pat down the inside of your asshole!
Source for the pat down thing? Thats messed up if true
I don't need a future doctor, I have Dr. ChatGPT.
That's worrying
Nah just eat those flintstone multivitamins they've got the power of gods
I'm lazy, so whenever I need to start eating healthy, I get bags of carrot sticks and munch on those during the day, but that gets boring after a while.
Anyone here has any tips to make them taste better but still keep them healthy? (No ranch dressing, etc.)
I was in the same boat. Started marinating them in balsamic vinegar with a bit of salt and pepper and I can't stop eating them! You can add rosemary, hot pepper flakes, etc to change the flavor as you wish.
I like to dip them in hummus. Sliced cucumbers with hummus is also a good snack.
Not what you asked for but my lazy healthy meal is soylent. I have 500 - 1000 calories a day. Almost no effort, sorta cheap, sorta healthy.
Roasted carrots are great. You can throw some fingerling potatoes in there too and it will keep you fuller longer.
But then I would want honey glaze, and honey glaze is the devil... a delicious, delicious devil.
Miss Robbie, we've asked you to stick to the regime laid out by your dieticians several times now.
You can't make me diet when I'm still on strike, killeronthecorner, I get to eat burgers and drink beer whenever I want now.
Wtf is a doctor?
Maintenance guy for your body.
Really expensive meat mechanic
And the surgeon is body carpenter.
Right?
I’m just getting diagnosed and prescriptions filled by the same person behind the pharmacy counter now.
Urgent care is just nurses.
Seeing a doctor is like finding a unicorn in the wild now.
They're learning from chatgpt, rip us
Before children i was matriculating to medical school. I caught many of the top students cheating. Under capitalism they say if you're not cheating you're not trying.
Capitalism is the system of winners! And winners make the money and write the rules! And you can't cheat if you write the rules!
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1676146/
This has been a thing for a while. Also, I'd rather have them realize they don't know and look up an answer than guess. I'm happy with doctors being professional "cheaters," but we have to get with the times.
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Time to turn over a new leaf... or eat one.
Is Salad once a week good?
Oh good so salads will fix congenital issues now. Better get to taking some extra coconut oil.
You know what they call the guy who graduated bottom of his class in medical school?
"Doctor."