One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"
I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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What could possibly go wrong?
"It'll work"
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
Seems edible to me
HASHTAG YOLO!
"Hold my beer"
"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"
"How bad it could it hurt, really?"
We're not here to fuck spiders
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldn’t but
Anything where multiple words are slurred
Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins
Only 1 way to find out...
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
“I wonder…“
"we've all gotta die someday!"
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
Hey y'all watch this!
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
Risk it for the biscuit
This time it'll be different
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
“Throw it in the fuck it bucket”
I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.
"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
Well, let's see what we get.
Nothing could possibly go wrong
Looked good on paper
God hates a coward!
Go big or go home.
I’ll apologize later
Just one more
Hold my beer, Imma try something
"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.
Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say
"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.