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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 142 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You really didn't have to hit post on this one, yeesh

[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago

The people have a right to know

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

*repost this one

I had seen this many-a-time on Reddit (it’s a site that’s like Lemmy but shittier)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Your correction doesn't make sense, there's no repost button.

meme of a confused grandma saying you really didn't have to hit repost this one

But yeah, I've seen this on Reddit few years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just woke up and you chose to share this with me.

[–] KneeTitts 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Now imagine if they were kissing each others buttholes.. its an infinite loop

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think topologists call it a torus.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings .. you basically have a bagpipe!

Update: 12-14 available openings.. we lose two for the kissing.

[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's because I haven't had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn't seem right.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra

Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina

Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings

Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings

Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings

[–] creditCrazy 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn't a true hole it's caped by the womb init so it's at most a cave

[–] HessiaNerd 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ears terminate at the eardrum

Urethra terminates at the bladder.

[–] creditCrazy 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder

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[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered "openings" to make the number that big.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Vagina probably wouldn't be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

What part do nostrils and ears play in the digestive system?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

The ears are connected to the throat via the Eustachian tubes. Those tubes are the reason why you can swallow and equalize the pressure in your ears when you are diving or in an airplane. Noses are connected via the sinus cavities.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's cool, but the best trick is kissing during vaginal sex and blowing down her throat to get a nice warm breeze across your balls.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

I think I've had enough internet for today.

Thanks for that.

[–] sfcl33t 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Touching_Grass 27 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Saw this question on reddit that I thought was a joke but has haunted me ever since.

Are we donuts?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

From an evolutionary standpoint, yeah, we're donuts or tubes. It was either that or cups. Those creatures, like sea anemones eat and expel, erm, waste out of the same hole.

An example of a fellow tube is a sea cucumber

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Topologically, a human has 7 holes.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] Rolando 19 points 10 months ago

Topologists say the darnest things.

[–] pwalshj 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's why I cut out the middle-man and kiss that asshole.

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[–] alphacyberranger 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you'll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How many men connecting their penises into their butts would it take to form a complete circle?

[–] Rineloi 15 points 10 months ago (6 children)

According to this , I would say it's about nine.

[–] PeterPoopshit 7 points 10 months ago

Ah, yes the good ol' days. Just people living in the moment. Not a cellphone in sight.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There are 10 people in the picture

[–] Rineloi 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but there is always one guy that is slacking in group projects

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[–] dangblingus 10 points 10 months ago

My organs have valves on them, so this doesn't apply to me.

[–] Donkter 9 points 10 months ago

Flip one of those bad boys around and baby, you've got a centipede going!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

so when you kiss your anus becomes a mouth. there's a a south park episode in there somewhere

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Thanks internet, I missed ya

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Thanks for the insight. Now I will always think of this when I see people kiss.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I laughed more than I am proud. The wife says that it is disgusting. I agree

[–] moshtradamus666 5 points 10 months ago

I don't like this

[–] moipe 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What about when two human-centipedes kiss?

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