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[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You really didn't have to hit post on this one, yeesh

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

The people have a right to know

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*repost this one

I had seen this many-a-time on Reddit (it’s a site that’s like Lemmy but shittier)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Your correction doesn't make sense, there's no repost button.

meme of a confused grandma saying you really didn't have to hit repost this one

But yeah, I've seen this on Reddit few years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just woke up and you chose to share this with me.

[–] KneeTitts 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now imagine if they were kissing each others buttholes.. its an infinite loop

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think topologists call it a torus.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings .. you basically have a bagpipe!

Update: 12-14 available openings.. we lose two for the kissing.

[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's because I haven't had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn't seem right.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra

Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina

Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings

Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings

Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings

[–] creditCrazy 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn't a true hole it's caped by the womb init so it's at most a cave

[–] HessiaNerd 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ears terminate at the eardrum

Urethra terminates at the bladder.

[–] creditCrazy 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder

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[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered "openings" to make the number that big.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Vagina probably wouldn't be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What part do nostrils and ears play in the digestive system?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

The ears are connected to the throat via the Eustachian tubes. Those tubes are the reason why you can swallow and equalize the pressure in your ears when you are diving or in an airplane. Noses are connected via the sinus cavities.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's cool, but the best trick is kissing during vaginal sex and blowing down her throat to get a nice warm breeze across your balls.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I think I've had enough internet for today.

Thanks for that.

[–] sfcl33t 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] Touching_Grass 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Saw this question on reddit that I thought was a joke but has haunted me ever since.

Are we donuts?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From an evolutionary standpoint, yeah, we're donuts or tubes. It was either that or cups. Those creatures, like sea anemones eat and expel, erm, waste out of the same hole.

An example of a fellow tube is a sea cucumber

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Topologically, a human has 7 holes.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] Rolando 19 points 1 year ago

Topologists say the darnest things.

[–] pwalshj 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why I cut out the middle-man and kiss that asshole.

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[–] alphacyberranger 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you'll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How many men connecting their penises into their butts would it take to form a complete circle?

[–] Rineloi 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

According to this , I would say it's about nine.

[–] PeterPoopshit 7 points 1 year ago

Ah, yes the good ol' days. Just people living in the moment. Not a cellphone in sight.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are 10 people in the picture

[–] Rineloi 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but there is always one guy that is slacking in group projects

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[–] dangblingus 10 points 1 year ago

My organs have valves on them, so this doesn't apply to me.

[–] Donkter 9 points 1 year ago

Flip one of those bad boys around and baby, you've got a centipede going!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

so when you kiss your anus becomes a mouth. there's a a south park episode in there somewhere

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Thanks internet, I missed ya

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the insight. Now I will always think of this when I see people kiss.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I laughed more than I am proud. The wife says that it is disgusting. I agree

[–] moshtradamus666 5 points 1 year ago

I don't like this

[–] moipe 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What about when two human-centipedes kiss?

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