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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's because people want to imagine themselves as a hero, engaging in one on one combat. A knight or samurai.

They don't want to imagine themselves as a barely trained serf in a block with 30 other people holding 3m long pikes trying not to shit yourself as arrows start to rain down.

[–] LemmysMum 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit, even in one on one martial combat, give me range and I'll take it. Knife < Sword < Spear < Bow

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Knife < sword < spear < bow < trebuchet

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Knife < sword < spear < bow < crossbow < trebuchet

[–] FooBarrington 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Knife < sword < spear < bow < crossbow < trebuchet < arbalists thrown by trebuchets

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[–] tdawg 4 points 1 year ago

Just don't miss with the crossbow...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Knife < sword < spear < bow < crossbow < WA 2000 < trebuchet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The most elegant weapon.

[–] c0mbatbag3l 109 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It was only folded so many times because the ore on Honshu is pretty low grade and had to have the carbon worked out of it more than European steel.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait, you mean it's not because it gives me the ability to part steel plate in a single slash?

[–] c0mbatbag3l 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You only get that when you fold it 69 times.

[–] misterundercoat 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wow you must be a novice if you still need to slash. A true bushido master can cut steel without unsheathing the blade.

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[–] Sigh_Bafanada 29 points 1 year ago

As I understand it, it wasn't to work the carbon out of it, but instead to simply evenly spread the impurities throughout the whole sword, so there weren't any specific points of weakness

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Long stick > any other melee weapon

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the bow and arrow is just a logical extension of mankind's desire to poke each other at ever longer range.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

The natural wish to poke but not get poked back

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

rock->spear->bow and arrow->cannon->handheld cannon->auto-repeating handheld cannon->howitzer->ICBM->Predator drone

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

->relativistic kill vehicle.

You see it coming, omae wa mou shindeiru.

Only thing more scary would be triggering a vacuum decay event. But these tend to backfire quite spectacularly.

[–] LemmysMum 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Orbital weapons platforms fit in there somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Gotta have that reach.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Aliens see us as the water balloon planet.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This just in- being able to hurt your enemy from farther away than they can hurt you conveys a large tactical advantage. More at 11.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think a shield and sword together are better than a spear https://youtu.be/uLLv8E2pWdk?si=vXiyUTTnSbIq-vC8

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait until you hear about Spears with shields.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ancient Greek and Rome used them quite a lot, as I know.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even for all who had swords, their primary assault weapon was usually some form of pointy murder stick, usually handheld and horse-propelled

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The sword is the pistol of ancient times whereas the sprear is the assault rifle.

[–] Sylvartas 5 points 1 year ago

That analogy bothers me more than it should because pistols are generally cheaper than assault rifles (but I get your point)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Chinese Soldiers: “What if we put a sword on a stick and call it a day?”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It isn't folded 1000 times, only about 10 times.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In fairness, this would give you 1024 layers ;)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's the point. The number of layers is over 1000.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sir, your fedora is showing

But really, its a sword not noodles (which are folded when made by hand)

[–] SkyezOpen 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Superior Japanese noodles, folded over 1000 times.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You need to arm 100 guys? 100 spears is a lot cheaper and easier to train than 100 swords.

[–] bi_tux 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] misterundercoat 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That dude from the Office?

[–] TomAwsm 3 points 1 year ago

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Present in very many cultures as well. Be it called yari, ji, iklwa or sarissa they are all long pokey sticks.

[–] Jumi 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sharpening a stick regardless of length is probably one of the easiest ways to get a weapon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

pokes oh hey didn't see you from all the way over here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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