That’s perfect. My dick is 10 inches in diameter
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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Is it a tree trunk
Tuna can. I can’t bottom out but I can hit the sides.
'like a baby holding an apple!'
Like tossing a hot dog into a hallway
What is this even for?
Washing dirty dog paws. Fill it with water, put the paw in, spin it. Actually works great.
Looks comfy, why don't they make a wider version for human hands? Hand-brush to clean your people paws...
Yeah I'm totally not a furry...
It's truly unfortunate my mind is so dirty cause these actually work amazingly. But everytime I see it my mind drops into the gutter lol
For cleaning dog’s feet when they come in the house.
We have one. It works but it's a pain in the ass either way. I prefer a wet towel and a dry towel. This thing results in having to mop the floor, and you have to dry the paws anyway. Also I have older dogs and that makes it much harder to use. 2/5
When you're about to come on your dogs paw you put it in water and
* record scratches, music stops *
Cleaning dog paws. You fill it with water and move it up and down the paw. The little arms clean off the dirt.
If seen 5 gallon bucket sized things like this. For defeathering chickens.
remember to protect yourself and others!
use a condom
Garg
[squirts soap inside] WHEEE!!! The willy car wash is open!!!
DontPutYourDickInThat