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A Phillies fan and his emotional support animal, an alligator named WallyGator, were denied entrance to watch Philadelphia host the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Social media posts showed the gator on a leash with a harness with his name on it outside the stadium Wednesday.

WallyGator is a working emotional support alligator owned by Joie Henney, of Jonestown, Pennsylvania. The reptile has a big presence on Instagram and TikTok.

Citizens Bank Park's policy on support animals is posted on the Phillies' official website. It states, "Guide dogs, service animals, or service animals in training are welcome. All other animals are prohibited."

Henney talked to CBS News last year and said his bond with Wally is "very special." Wally was found in a pond in Disney World, and since it's illegal in Florida to relocate alligators to another spot in the wild, Henney said he agreed to take him in.

Henney said he fell into a deep depression after losing some people close to him. Around the same time, Wally stepped up and became more affectionate, like he was sensing Henney's needs.

"I'd lay on the couch, and I'd wake up and he'd be laying on my head," Henney told CBS News. "And I knew it was for a long period of time because I had his whole jaw print on my face."

Henney said he started talking Wally everywhere, from the doctor's office to the drive-thru. He said his depression has improved, thanks to Wally.

"I'll get lonely and stuff like that and he seems to sense that stuff and he'll come up and he'll give me a hug," Henney said, adding that Wally "makes me feel loved."

The Phillies ended up winning on Wednesday, beating the Pirates 7-6.

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[–] justlookingfordragon 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It must be really hard to be an Onion 'reporter' these days, trying to come up with ridiculous nonsense that doesn't seem too far-fetched but is still crazy enough that people know it is meant to be satire and didn't actually happen. It used to be a fine line between those two sections, but .... well ... /gestures broadly at everything

[–] kescusay 3 points 1 year ago

Hence the need for this community!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even if it was a dog or other normal pet, an actual registered ESA doesn't allow you to take them to public things. It just allows you to keep them in your domicile when it normally wouldn't. That's pretty much the only actual benefit of it. It doesn't require the animal to be trained, and doesn't really mean shit.

Source: My husky is a registered ESA.

What can be allowed in public spaces are PSAs. These are harder to register as the owner of the animal actually needs to have a very good reason to have one, the animal must also be trained, and you can only get started in the first place (for either a PSA or ESA) with the recommendation of a psychiatric professional.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He'd probably be less lonely if he had more thought and empathy for others around him. Imagine how scared people would be around it. He doesn't care about that though, only himself.

[–] Mudface 8 points 1 year ago

No you don’t understand. Everyone is very special and should be catered to at all times, regardless of how others around them may or may not feel.

What are you, some kind of bigot?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ESAs have no rights to enter businesses the way a service animal (which in the US can only be a dog or miniature horse) does. This is some dude that wanted attention. Mission accomplished I guess.

[–] justlookingfordragon 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm curious: are there any legal definitions for what an ESA is and isn't allowed? Here in Germany, "Emotional Support Animals" aren't really a thing. Trained, certified Service Animals are something different, and those do have certain protected rights, like that you can enter a shop or restaurant with your Service Dog and the owner of the respective facility isn't allowed to deny you entrance. But AFAIK there is no legal definition in Germany protecting ESA's in a similar way, so if you would try to drag an emotional support warthog or whatever into a place that doesn't allow animals, the owner and/or employees would have every right in the world to kick you out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Here in the United States, an ESA is a separate classification, distinct from a Service Animal or pet. You go to your psychiatrist with a mental or emotional problem, such as PTSD, and one of the things they may do is give you ESA documentation. Essentially, they prescribe you a cat or whatever.

ESAs usually are not restricted by species or breed, nor do they require any specific training, but the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) doesn't have the same protections for them as for Service Animals. Businesses do not have to allow them access, for example, no matter how loudly Karen shouts. In practice, though, business owners really don't want to fuck with the ADA, so they'd rather let fake ESAs in than risk getting in trouble over a proper Service Animal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Yep this is correct. I would add that business owners actually have a right to ask legitimate service animals to leave it they're causing a disruption (like barking during a movie) or a health hazard (like pissing on the floor).

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“I fed the alligator so it wasn’t hungry and bothered about eating me and while I was asleep, it laid on top of me to absorb my warmth since it’s cold blooded. So obviously it understands my emotional needs.”

These kind of people make me want to have an emotional support portuguese man of war.

[–] gummybootpiloot 7 points 1 year ago

The jellyfish or the ship? Personally I need a support battleship

[–] LEDZeppelin 13 points 1 year ago

Don’t worry. We will see him later

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bring my Emotional Support Hooker everywhere I go.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i'll bet hookers like baseball too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Damnit! I was waiting to watch that game and now they ruined the fucking score for me... God damn in-depth reporting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I'd lay on the couch, and I'd wake up and he'd be laying on my head," Henney told CBS News. "And I knew it was for a long period of time because I had his whole jaw print on my face."

Bro, do not ignore this very important sign wtf

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'm sure the alligator shed a lot of tears

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'd lay on the couch, and I'd wake up and he'd be laying on my head," Henney told CBS News. "And I knew it was for a long period of time because I had his whole jaw print on my face."

No. Fuck no.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

is a gator lying on your face? that could obstruct your view.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And thus the Phillies cure began.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I too was denied entry with my Emotional Support Cobra. Unfair.