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“I fed the alligator so it wasn’t hungry and bothered about eating me and while I was asleep, it laid on top of me to absorb my warmth since it’s cold blooded. So obviously it understands my emotional needs.”
These kind of people make me want to have an emotional support portuguese man of war.
The jellyfish or the ship? Personally I need a support battleship