(Christ The Redeemer is struck by lighting several times a year, and has an array of grounded lightning rods for just such occasions.)
Why would God do this tho
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plot twist: zeus is the one behind this cuz he's mad that people are worshipping christianity and not him
Ok but now Jesus has to release a Zeus diss track
Wait till Thor hears about this...
Because Heaven is like an episode of American Chopper. "FUCK YOU, DAD, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A STATUE!"
Is he dumb?
Thor's still mad at the Christians for ~~forcefully converting~~ saving his people via ~~conquest~~ free trade and the formation of a ~~witch-burning theocracy~~ Christian nation in medieval Sweden...
it looks like jesus is stretch armstrong
I HAVE THE POWER!!