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Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I’ve heard people say the opposite, β€œwouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You should use a condom next time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.

It stinks, for miles. And months.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

On fire is a good start

On fire and soaked in piss is better

[–] puppy 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she's on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it's the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn't save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

[–] puppy 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah sorry. Since you mentioned it's the opposite, I wrongly assumed that you didn't know the meaning.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

American measurement systems

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Think of the money saved alone.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how much is that in real units?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A foot is like 30cm. So it's roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

finally a serious answer

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And even the women and the children...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

A care package for myself for when I get there.

[–] TootSweet 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I haven't yet decided between:

  • A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I'd get!)
  • One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
  • A copy of the Assassin's Creed movie with a note attached: "here, you can have this back."
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

these

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

a black hole

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.

[–] sanguinepar 9 points 1 year ago

Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They didn't specify box-sizing, so it will default to inner.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how can boxes be real if hell's not real

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

ignore the fact that hell's not real just like religious people do, we're all trying to have a good time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries

[–] ShadowCatEXE 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

i'd mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)

[–] HomesliceAbe 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want

[–] fubo 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What's in the box???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The asshole who invented the β€œreply all” button…

[–] morphballganon 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I'm thinking brain stem. That's smaller than a heart or spine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The entrails of the last priest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Pius Religious people.

Doesn't make sense otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A snow cone machine. I might be mean.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago