HomesliceAbe

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The future of the tectonic plates in c/casualconversation
[–] HomesliceAbe 2 points 1 year ago

I feel judged.

The future of the tectonic plates in c/casualconversation
[–] HomesliceAbe 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:

  • This is why I don't date senators. (Still don't know why)
  • It's soup day!
  • I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
  • Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
  • Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham...
  • (Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)
[Story] "Proposing" to my girlfriend in c/casualconversation
If you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it? in c/[email protected]
[WP] Everyone has a special power, one that makes them unique. Everyone fears the man whose power is to make the sun fall by singing "Here Comes the Sun" by the Beatles. in c/writingprompts
[–] HomesliceAbe 1 points 1 year ago

It's okay. He's tone-deaf.

What are some harmless ways to prank someone? in c/[email protected]
[–] HomesliceAbe 1 points 1 year ago

That's the best thing I've ever seen!

What is the best way to make more friends as an adult? in c/[email protected]
[–] HomesliceAbe 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Offer potato

Caption This in c/[email protected]
[–] HomesliceAbe 3 points 1 year ago

Santa the other 11 months of the year

GAMERS, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME QUOTE? SCREAM IT INTO THE VOID. in c/[email protected]
[–] HomesliceAbe 5 points 1 year ago

I'VE ONLY PLAYED THE FIRST. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO PLAY THE SECOND.

Kevin doesn't share though in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] HomesliceAbe 9 points 1 year ago

No, it's a pocket for Kevin.

GAMERS, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME QUOTE? SCREAM IT INTO THE VOID. in c/[email protected]
[–] HomesliceAbe 4 points 1 year ago

I SAID NO LOLLYGAGGIN

GAMERS, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME QUOTE? SCREAM IT INTO THE VOID. in c/[email protected]
[–] HomesliceAbe 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM? THIS IS AN AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS QUOTE AND I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THE GAME!

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GAMERS, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME QUOTE? SCREAM IT INTO THE VOID. (self.asklemmy)
 

NO LOLLYGAGGIN

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Without using pronouns (me, he, she, it, etc) or articles (a, an, the), how did you come up with your user name? (self.asklemmy)
 

Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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Her Fluffiness, Princess Zelda (lemmy.world)
 
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I just joined to show off my tortie, Myrtie 😁 (lemmy.world)
 
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