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Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I’ve heard people say the opposite, β€œwouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You should use a condom next time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.

It stinks, for miles. And months.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

On fire is a good start

On fire and soaked in piss is better

[–] puppy 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she's on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it's the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn't save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

[–] puppy 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah sorry. Since you mentioned it's the opposite, I wrongly assumed that you didn't know the meaning.