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[–] PP_BOY_ 80 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In that case I'm gonna need a slow cooker

(I'm a morbidly obese male)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

wolf whistle

[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] shami 1 points 11 months ago

This looks like I know where its from. Do you know the source?

[–] Gabu 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A classic joke, but usually told by a programmer about buying stuff at a grocery store.

[–] bi_tux 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Imo queues should be replaced with stacks the moment a dev enters the supermarket

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Stacks are LIFO, shouldn't queues be called FIFO's?

[–] A_Random_Idiot 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I recognize this character design and art, but for the life of me cant remember from where.

Didnt this artist do a lot of mass effect comics?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It looks almost like lewdua, but not quite, I don't think. I also have a distinct 'I know this artist but can't place it' feeling.

[–] A_Random_Idiot 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

FOUND IT!

https://badspot.us/Comics.html

Maybe the OP image isnt done by this guy, but was close enough to fire off the neurons that remembered reading those mass effect comics so very many years ago.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Wow the comments on those comics are horrible

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for linking - I just browsed through this guy's site and he's a total nutjob lmao.

[–] A_Random_Idiot 1 points 11 months ago

Yeesh, you're right. all I ever saw of his was the mass effect comics, usually reposted elsewhere.

[–] LongPigFlavor 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] AeonFelis 9 points 11 months ago

Okay, but can she think of enough disses to throw that that chicken for 30 minutes?

[–] unreachable 8 points 11 months ago

concise decision

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm over here speedrunning that recipe 😢

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] bi_tux 6 points 11 months ago

Why will mine only take 5mins? );

[–] creditCrazy 5 points 11 months ago

Me a man: welp better go 60

[–] qooqie 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago (14 children)

The instructions that are being read are implying longer cook times if the chicken breasts are considered large. The joke is that the character realizes she has large breasts herself, and bases cook time on her own breasts rather than the chicken she's actually cooking

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

The fuck is in the Ziploc? That's not how you chicken

Edit: don't mind me I was dumb

[–] weeeeum 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Well apparently I shouldn't drink and internet, idk why I didn't know that, I was just picturing her putting chicken and a little salt imi a bag and giving it half a shake. Don't mind me I'm just dumb

[–] morphballganon 1 points 11 months ago

I figured it was bread crumbs

[–] Panurge987 -1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Only the first panel is needed. The next two are redundant spoon-feeding the audience.

[–] Klear 16 points 11 months ago

I would accept a 2-panel version as well. Because boobs.

[–] morphballganon 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The look on her face is part of what makes it great. The whoosh

[–] new_acct_who_dis 1 points 11 months ago

Agreed! The look on her face sells the joke

[–] EternalNicodemus 0 points 11 months ago

Did reading two more panels cost so much valuable time to you, bro? Or do titties offend you?

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