this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 166 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's not that I don't believe Zuck would do that. It's that I don't believe that Musk wouldn't come up with something just as depraved.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Nobody has done more for Zuckerberg’s rep than musk

[–] Katana314 98 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Everyone’s going to laugh at this meme until the text turns out to not be photoshopped at all.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Even then it would need a little more than the muskrats word to convince me that it's not just something he made up lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Please, Musk would have suggested spit roasting one of his female employees or something.

[–] FooBarrington 6 points 1 year ago

It's definitely fake. In the real version Elon didn't want to play paintball against Zuck, he instead got a bunch of school children to run around. "Moving targets are more fun!"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jetpack paintball does sound dope though. Too bad it costs several years of salary.

[–] SpaceNoodle 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So does beating a man to death, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Near death, they're not monsters!

[–] InternetCitizen2 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, he still needs to show up tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only there were a way to somehow rid ourselves of the cost of this activity instantaneously.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

You mean stealing? Or engineering a new one yourself? Or what?

[–] EthanRDoesMC 10 points 1 year ago

this has the same energy as one of those “George Lucas was just filming the whole time” posts

[–] sagrotan 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

When John McAffee would be still alive, he'd kick both asses. Not his fault that the losers forgot to bring a gun.

[–] InternetCitizen2 1 points 1 year ago

My favorite deranged billionaire

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] flubba86 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of one my favourite Parks and Rec jokes. "I think that guy wants to hunt me!"