My boss is a coke addict so I think I'd be fine
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Shit, when I used to grow the devil's lettuce (till power got exorbitantly expensive) I was supplying my boss and half my coworkers at no charge.
In my experience, weed brings people together!
Try growing mushrooms. Much less energy requirements lol
weed helps surviving customer interactions on the phone, mushrooms dont really make works possible at all, because you know this cloud over there looks really fascinating. it reminds me of that time, when i was at that lake and woah did you just see that ray of light?
Try microdosing.
I'm actually working in it, I only recently discovered them!
The fact that you just called it the devil's lettuce makes me think you didn't
You don't have to think! You can just search my name and watch my videos on my old YouTube channel, I haven't uploaded since I turned off the tents, so it's a bit of a time capsule.
My lettuces keep growing these sticks am i doing it right.
Saying weed smells like ass isn't an attack on cannabis or users themselves. Sorry but if you come over reeking of weed I'm gonna ask you to change clothes or put on some body spray or something
No judge on smoking but be professional at work.
works from home
“Yeah my dog got into it with a skunk, I can’t get rid of the damn smell.”
I'm a software engineer, I literally vape at my desk.
Thanks for living the dream
Usually I don't tell people they smell like weed because I want them to think I'm judging them for smoking weed. I tell them because they smell like a skunk died wearing their clothes and I want them to do something about it.
Smokers are jokers
I mean, there's a song about it, so you're technically correct.