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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My boss is a coke addict so I think I'd be fine

[–] AWistfulNihilist 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shit, when I used to grow the devil's lettuce (till power got exorbitantly expensive) I was supplying my boss and half my coworkers at no charge.

In my experience, weed brings people together!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Try growing mushrooms. Much less energy requirements lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

weed helps surviving customer interactions on the phone, mushrooms dont really make works possible at all, because you know this cloud over there looks really fascinating. it reminds me of that time, when i was at that lake and woah did you just see that ray of light?

[–] Confused_Emus 2 points 1 year ago

Try microdosing.

[–] AWistfulNihilist 5 points 1 year ago

I'm actually working in it, I only recently discovered them!

[–] Something_Complex 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fact that you just called it the devil's lettuce makes me think you didn't

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My lettuces keep growing these sticks am i doing it right.

[–] AWistfulNihilist 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You don't have to think! You can just search my name and watch my videos on my old YouTube channel, I haven't uploaded since I turned off the tents, so it's a bit of a time capsule.