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[–] TheGiantKorean 54 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If you're chopping hot peppers, always, always wash your hands before peeing. I certainly learned my lesson.

[–] neanderthal 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Wash forearms too. Peed, washed hands, then wiped eye with forearm.

0 stars. Would not recommend.

[–] TheGiantKorean 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Soulyezer 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gloves probably better, washing sometimes is not enough

[–] TheGiantKorean 9 points 1 year ago

For the superhots, yes. Good point!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never found this to be a problem. I've also never experienced poop burn after eating spicy things but instead got it from misc other food that upset my stomach.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You just didn't go spicy enough! 😬

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's no such thing as "spicy enough"

[–] TheGiantKorean 3 points 1 year ago

I hit my threshold when I was in my late 40s. Just can't do what my friend refers to as "stunt peppers" anymore.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I've eaten ghost peppers, hard candies made from extracts made from California reapers, and this crazy octopus sauce my sister once got at an Asian market where a single drop in a pot of rice bordered on painful for me... And one time I accidentally put in a splash

None of that bothers me on the way out - capsaicin just doesn't bother me at all once it hits me stomach. But other things do... Grapefruit for instance

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes it still burns even if you washed your hands. Source: I was eating momos a few days back and the sauce was extra spicy. And I rubbed my eyes after washing hands.

[–] TheGiantKorean 3 points 1 year ago

Mmm momos 🤤 It can still definitely linger even after washing if it's spicy enough.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Martina Hill is fucking hilarious. I don't understand German but I love her sketches; they are often physical comedy so you don't need to know German.

[–] RQG 12 points 1 year ago

Also her Heidi Klum parody is legendary.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have a YouTube link?

[–] Metz 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thats one of my favorites from her https://youtu.be/zcOhrtAFc-Y ( has english sub as well)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/zcOhrtAFc-Y

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just FYI. It’s a sketch from the German comedy show „Knallerfrauen“

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/watch?v=zcOhrtAFc-Y

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/watch?v=z-KzGKoLHXk

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.

[–] EqMinMax 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get "Failed with error code 1002, see logs for more info" when trying to watch the piped video. 🤷

[–] EqMinMax 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I viewed it on firefox desktop and mobile and both works. Check if your country has any restriction by using a vpn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Would there be any restrictions if the YouTube version had no issues playing?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

"I'll give you a reason to cry."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My mom used to do this anytime we talked back or misbehaved. That and shoving cayenne pepper down our throats.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And yet, here you are still talking back. Shame. KIDDING!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I read comments, just to read that, and not feel alone !

Ty

[–] hydrospanner 5 points 1 year ago