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Baldur's Gate 3

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Baldur’s Gate 3 is a story-rich, party-based RPG set in the universe of Dungeons & Dragons, where your choices shape a tale of fellowship and betrayal, survival and sacrifice, and the lure of absolute power. (Website)

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is what Michael Jackson would have looked like today.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] RaoulDook 2 points 1 year ago

Yep he was already trying to transition into Diana Ross, so the tits would have been a logical step.

[–] Wermhatswormhat 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the real question is why is your fighter wearing padded armor hahahaha. You probably re-classed her.

I haven’t gotten this bug, but I wouldn’t mind getting it.

[–] Crow 71 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I turn all my companions into bards in that play through. It makes the game very entertaining. We are a music group on tour.

[–] Someguy89 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Holy shit, I think I'm playing balders gate wrong. Thanks for the chuckle and the idea! Lol

[–] SpaceNoodle 8 points 1 year ago

It isn't "balder's" gate unless they're all hairless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Henceforth it shall be known 'Barders gate'

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clearly that explains the nudity then... ;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

🎶And he walked on down the hall!🎶

[–] Buffalox 8 points 1 year ago

Amazing, I hope you have lots of fun with it. 😋🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lmao! That's amazing! Everyone singing and beating the shit out of everything, lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why do lizards have nipples?

[–] optissima 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Holy shit though, they do definitely lay eggs... But having nipples indicates milk... So in this universe, gith milk, or gilk, totally exists...

Side note, they probably need wider hips to lay the eggs, given their size and description... They shouldn't all be so lanky.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The whole egg laying thing was a deliberate modification to their species though. It's heavily implied that they used to reproduce like most mammals.

[–] optissima 8 points 1 year ago

Platypuses, also they're modified by mindflayers, so for all we know they were given nipples ...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So, a monotreme?

[–] LeafOnTheWind 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe they have really flexible pelvises

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Maybe we'll get answers in the dlc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think they are more like snake-elf hybrids.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I may have to look again this evening, but if I remember correctly, my dragonborn does have nipples too.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I haven't played yet, but this reminds me of early Cyberpunk 2077 lol

[–] stevedidWHAT 5 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, it’s a common bug that hs to do with the meshes at whatever exactly they’re using here. Seen it in a bunch of games (usually modded if not always)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That might be the result of a mod

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If not, then there should be a mod for that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

There is lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is what happens when you install a certain body mod. Assuming that’s what happened, you might be happy to know someone else made a clothing mod that goes with your body mod to fix the clipping.