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[–] [email protected] 149 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] dmonzel 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beat me to it by mere minutes.

Also, fuck Steven “Emotional Abuser” Chowder.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

the poster child for all screaming, pants-wetting Momma's Boys

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is he an ass? The name sounds sort of familiar, but I don't know who this dude is.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes. Yes he is. I didn't realize that meme was him. Now I'm retroactively pissed.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Damn, I just know the meme. This is why we can't have nice things.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No, he does not. He doesn't even deserve to be remembered at all.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] hoch 5 points 1 year ago

I'd rather not

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The Earth First faction would totally gaslight everyone about the existence of the Borg.

The Borg?! Ha! Yet another radical leftist Federation boogeyman! I'll bet credits to navy beans that it's just an excuse to expand Starfleet and take away your phasers! Wolf 359 was an inside job! But in case you do get infected with nanoprobes be sure to buy my Ivermectin^TM brand purity pills, only 4 bars of Gold Pressed Latinum!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Lol that just made me realize the terrorist group from enterprise was called Terra Prime. Damnit how did I not see it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Depressingly accurate

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would absolutely line up to be assimilated. I'd be guaranteed a job that mattered, I'd always be with family and friends, I'd be part of a group that was always working towards a common goal, and I'd be happy; the borg that are disconnected from the collective are clearly deeply distressed by the experience. Plus, I'd be stronger and more capable as a borg than I can even imagine right now.

As long as people are making the choice to join the collective, why is it anyone else's business?

[–] pixeltree 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, right? Sign me up. Free healthcare too

[–] yumcake 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In my headcanon, the Borg eventually reach a truce with the Federation, and over time eventually become full-fledged members of the Federation. That's CRAZY right?...Is it? I mean, the Federation warred with the Klingons and Romulans, and look how those relationships changed over time.

How about the Borg's willingness to join? What we've been seeing over the years is that the Borg adapt. Their willingness to adapt had been established from their very introduction as a faceless hive-mind. Over the course of the franchise, they've experimented with individuality with Locutus, Borg Queens, becoming so infatuated with individuality that they even dispatched 7 of 9 to live amongst Starfleet to investigate directly, and then instead of efficiently assimilating her to gain her knowledge, they choose not to re-assimilate her so that they could ask her about that experience and avoid corrupting that knowledge via assimilation. Why is the Borg so interested? The Borg found that Federation individuality had repeatedly repelled Borg invasions when Borg calculations indicated that they should have won, and even after re-adjusting for past failures, the Borg still found themselves stymied in encounters with Starfleet. The Borg were even saved from total extinction by the ingenuity of individual creativity and a temporary alliance with a Starfleet ship. That is a huge motivator for the Borg to re-assess their approach and look for a new way to adapt to prevent their vulnerability to a similar event in the future.

Would the Federation be open to it? Like I said, they've allied with past enemies before. Ex-Borg members of Voyager served with distinction. Borg tech has proven invaluable to Voyager's return. Most importantly, Borg Drones are not undead zombies! Assimilation is a reversible condition, and that means that instead of hating the Borg for killing their loved ones, the Borg ARE their loved ones. Moreover, Borg assimilation is a weapon of mass diplomacy. Chakotay found that the hive-mind allowed warring alpha-quadrant races to all live in harmony in the Delta Quadrant, and losing access to the hive-mind allowed their old destructive conflicts to creep back in, and ultimately they reinstated a local hive-mind to regain peace. Chakotay joined that hivemind and came away from it with unparalleled understanding and empathy for the other members of the collective, and an overall positive experience, and he disconnected with immediate recovery and no ill-effects!

That is a game-changer, it allows the Starfleet to show up on the door of a new alien race, and those aliens would naturally be cautious, suspicious, mistrustful of the Federation's intentions. First contact is extremely dangerous. An alliance with the Borg could allow Starfleet to establish first contact by saying, "We come in peace", assimilating the alien envoy, and then the alien representatives would know that Starfleet truly and honestly means to "come in peace", casting aside all suspicion of ulterior motives. Starfleet then disconnects the alien envoy from the local hivemind, and then those envoys can go home and sing Starfleet's virtues to the rest of their race.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

So basically kidnapping and brainwashing them into believing we are good?

Yeah, I doubt the Federation would be on board with that. They rather take the difficult route.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Assimi-milation!

What a wonderful phrase

Assimi-milation!

Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries

For the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy

Assimi-milation!

[–] TheYear2525 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lemmy is better than Reddit because people here take the time to use the right number of syllables.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean.. a transhumanist collective sounds like a better deal than Capitalism

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Beam me in, Scotty!

[–] PunnyName 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait no. You guys aren't supposed to be excited about it.

[–] PunnyName 6 points 1 year ago
[–] laminam 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don’t tell me how to live my life

[–] SkyezOpen 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I thought that was exactly what you wanted.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I am Excretus of Borg

[–] hOrni 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't being part of the collective "eternal suffering"? I know that's not far from average life, but at least I can hope life will get better.

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[–] samus12345 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Modern people with tortured minds would probably be happier as Borg, but in Star Trek's time they presumably have effective treatments for it so it's not so appealing.

In other words, yes, there would be a decent chunk of volunteers.

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