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[–] TrismegistusMx 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remember the one where Squidward traveled to Squid Israel to get away from Spongebob?

[–] LemmyFeed 15 points 1 year ago

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a sponge?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

😂 @ Squid Isreal.

And everyone was like "you N'wah!!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was this guy by the time I turned 18. Fast food will do that too you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I swear looking at the job fast food workers do it always seems miserable and hard as hell. And every time I think "I could never do this and this should pay more than I am".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The first couple of years definitely had some fun times, but as it got more serious, I did get more annoyed with those dumbass high-school kids.... Even the, there were occasionally so. E fun times, though I was too serious-of-a-kid realize.. .

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life"

[–] FlickeringScreens 12 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I never thought it would happen. But I became Homer from the Simpsons

[–] Transcriptionist 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Image Transcription:

Two images of Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants, the first shows him despondently pouring himself a coffee at work at the Krusty Krab in his uniform of brown collared short-sleeved shirt and cap with an anchor on the front. The second image shows him sitting similarly despondently on the floor bathed in a glow from in front of him, while he wears a pink nightcap, pink button-down short-sleeved pajama top, and four pink bunny slippers. The text above the image reads: The older we get, the more we understand this guy.

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[–] archonet 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poorly himself

I, too, pity him.

[–] Transcriptionist 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks for catching that, I've fixed it.

[–] taxon 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/cYu7Y52iiYI?si=yUt0wSL3LDCue3Xw

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I identify with the Bikini 👙.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The top or only the bikini bottom?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Both Top and Bottom of the Bikini 👙.

[–] rockSlayer 1 points 1 year ago

Alienation is a bitch