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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
Oh god the toilet.
Don't need an ensuite if the entire room is the bathroom. [Taps head.]
This encompasses the 1970's style so well, I would be afraid to remodel it. I'm half expecting Sean Connery and a Bond Girl to come walking in the door any second now!
I’m not a fan of pooping behind the curtain. I hope its not carpet around the toilet.
Oh you can see it clearly is....
If you're into this aesthetic (except for the carpeted bathroom 🤮 ), checkout The Madonna Inn in California.
What the actual fuck. $520 for two nights. They even try to rent you a blanket at checkout. I can’t believe this place exists!
All I can think while looking at this is....
Bed, bath, and beyond.
I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.
I can literally hear the 80’s porn music right now… haha
Adopts sultry female voice, 'Mmmm, das ist schöne.'
I tried to find the place with a reverse image search, but also if the hits (there are quite a number) are to collections of pics of the worst home interiors.
Yeah, I found it on a random “worst listings” site. Would love to see the rest!
This is majestic and I'm moving in immediately.