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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] miraclerandy 19 points 2 years ago

I worked at a fast food place in high school. They trained us to put the condiments on the bottom bun so you taste it sooner in the tongue. I basically eat my burgers with that logic in mind now. Whatever side the door is is now down.

[–] Cynicivity 16 points 2 years ago

I always find that when I try and eat a sandwich or chicken burger upright, things (especially the meat) always falls out. So for me, the optimal way to eat it is to pick it up right side up and then flip it upside down to take a bite.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Not really. More debatable is cheese on top or bottom.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes Inquisitor, this heathen right here.

This is not debatable. Cheese on top. While the patty is still on the grill, so the cheese can actually melt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But if cheese is on the bottom, your tongue will taste cheese first

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I don’t know how you eat burgers, but the first thing your tongue tastes is the bun…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Why would you want that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

This doesn't really make a difference to the question, you can melt the cheese on top and then just put the patty on upside down so the cheese is down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Who would advocate for cheese on bottom? That's where the mayo goes.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I only flip if the bottom bun is losing structural integrity.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same. The thinner bottom lets the meat and toppings reach the tongue and whatnot easier, but it won't reach if it falls apart either.

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[–] Auduras 2 points 2 years ago

If I'm eating it with fries, particularly chili cheese fries, I don't mind the burger falling apart a little as I'll just eat it up with the fries.

Damn writing that out makes me sound like a fat ass.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you have also your balls on the top of your cock?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this a joke I'm too boreal to understand?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

God, that's gonna be one hell of a weird blowjob for mrs. Jumpy Tail over there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Til kangaroos have upside-down dicks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Well yeah... 'cause Australia.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Happy to be of service

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Top up, of course. I'm not some kind of upside-down Australian savage.

[–] EdibleFriend 4 points 2 years ago

Who tf does blue

[–] Katana314 25 points 2 years ago

For the bun in the picture, normal hold is fine.

Unfortunately, more than a few sandwich places believe that the space between the bun is the perfect place to serve a large helping of soup. Thus, by the time it reaches your hands, the bottom bun has lost its hold on mortality and is being torn from existence. Normal solution is to grab the bun that’s still there.

[–] foggy 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I eat it right side up but I rest it upside down. Top buns soak up meat juice without losing integrity, usually.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Why are you setting it down?

That's rookie eating.

[–] betamark 3 points 2 years ago

Aha! More of us inverter-burgers in the same thread! I'm keeping notes now. If this gets much more serious we might have to organize.

[–] r1pp0ff 2 points 2 years ago
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I don't know about eating it upside down. But when put a hamburger down, I do put it upside down. I feel like they stay better in this position.
When upside, up I find all the parts to often slide apart. When you pick it back

[–] betamark 5 points 2 years ago

Should we come up with a name for this? Flipmacs? Inverter-burger? One thing I like about doing this is that it is disrespectful to the pompous sesame seeds. They think they're so important. We'll show them!

[–] son_named_bort 5 points 2 years ago

I turn mine to the side like a mad man.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

If the burger is sloppy, I flip it, that bottom bun is just too thin, if it's a fast food burger, I just eat it normally

[–] juladuni 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you guys also eat it with the skin?

[–] Okokimup 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Aka wrapping paper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Butter Battle Book

It’s high time that you knew of the terribly horrible thing that Zooks do. In ever Zook house and in every Zook town every Zook eat his bread with the butter side down!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Australias apparently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Only one of them is actually useful! ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Both, I just turn around if eating goes into an unexpected manner.

[–] TheGiantKorean 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If toppings belonged on the bottom, they'd be called bottomings, not toppings.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Hard to argue with that logic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Whichever as long as it is mine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I just use a knife and fork.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Vada pav? Left

Burger? Left

Saucy, smashed or curry style burger? Right

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Crips and Bloods dress like my grandma's table towel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

up and when the stuff starts to fall out i switch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Wait, you guys use hands? I just smash my mouth hole on it over and over again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Bottom. Idk it just feels less messy that way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Upside down, cos that’s how my hands naturally pick it up.

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