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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] miraclerandy 19 points 1 year ago

I worked at a fast food place in high school. They trained us to put the condiments on the bottom bun so you taste it sooner in the tongue. I basically eat my burgers with that logic in mind now. Whatever side the door is is now down.

[–] Cynicivity 16 points 1 year ago

I always find that when I try and eat a sandwich or chicken burger upright, things (especially the meat) always falls out. So for me, the optimal way to eat it is to pick it up right side up and then flip it upside down to take a bite.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not really. More debatable is cheese on top or bottom.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes Inquisitor, this heathen right here.

This is not debatable. Cheese on top. While the patty is still on the grill, so the cheese can actually melt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But if cheese is on the bottom, your tongue will taste cheese first

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I don’t know how you eat burgers, but the first thing your tongue tastes is the bun…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Why would you want that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This doesn't really make a difference to the question, you can melt the cheese on top and then just put the patty on upside down so the cheese is down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Who would advocate for cheese on bottom? That's where the mayo goes.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I only flip if the bottom bun is losing structural integrity.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same. The thinner bottom lets the meat and toppings reach the tongue and whatnot easier, but it won't reach if it falls apart either.

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[–] Auduras 2 points 1 year ago

If I'm eating it with fries, particularly chili cheese fries, I don't mind the burger falling apart a little as I'll just eat it up with the fries.

Damn writing that out makes me sound like a fat ass.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have also your balls on the top of your cock?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a joke I'm too boreal to understand?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

God, that's gonna be one hell of a weird blowjob for mrs. Jumpy Tail over there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Til kangaroos have upside-down dicks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Well yeah... 'cause Australia.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Happy to be of service

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Top up, of course. I'm not some kind of upside-down Australian savage.

[–] EdibleFriend 4 points 1 year ago

Who tf does blue

[–] Katana314 25 points 1 year ago

For the bun in the picture, normal hold is fine.

Unfortunately, more than a few sandwich places believe that the space between the bun is the perfect place to serve a large helping of soup. Thus, by the time it reaches your hands, the bottom bun has lost its hold on mortality and is being torn from existence. Normal solution is to grab the bun that’s still there.

[–] foggy 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I eat it right side up but I rest it upside down. Top buns soak up meat juice without losing integrity, usually.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Why are you setting it down?

That's rookie eating.

[–] betamark 3 points 1 year ago

Aha! More of us inverter-burgers in the same thread! I'm keeping notes now. If this gets much more serious we might have to organize.

[–] r1pp0ff 2 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't know about eating it upside down. But when put a hamburger down, I do put it upside down. I feel like they stay better in this position.
When upside, up I find all the parts to often slide apart. When you pick it back

[–] betamark 5 points 1 year ago

Should we come up with a name for this? Flipmacs? Inverter-burger? One thing I like about doing this is that it is disrespectful to the pompous sesame seeds. They think they're so important. We'll show them!

[–] son_named_bort 5 points 1 year ago

I turn mine to the side like a mad man.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If the burger is sloppy, I flip it, that bottom bun is just too thin, if it's a fast food burger, I just eat it normally

[–] juladuni 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you guys also eat it with the skin?

[–] Okokimup 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Aka wrapping paper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Butter Battle Book

It’s high time that you knew of the terribly horrible thing that Zooks do. In ever Zook house and in every Zook town every Zook eat his bread with the butter side down!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Australias apparently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Only one of them is actually useful! ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Both, I just turn around if eating goes into an unexpected manner.

[–] TheGiantKorean 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If toppings belonged on the bottom, they'd be called bottomings, not toppings.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hard to argue with that logic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Whichever as long as it is mine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I just use a knife and fork.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Vada pav? Left

Burger? Left

Saucy, smashed or curry style burger? Right

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Crips and Bloods dress like my grandma's table towel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

up and when the stuff starts to fall out i switch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wait, you guys use hands? I just smash my mouth hole on it over and over again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Bottom. Idk it just feels less messy that way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Upside down, cos that’s how my hands naturally pick it up.

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