this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is actually quite a poetic picture I like it

[–] zuu 11 points 1 year ago

Not selling the house but a great piece of art. Past lives.

[–] Lemmylefty 10 points 1 year ago

People lived here fully and loved dearly. It’s sweet.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A bit sad. A family taken away.

[–] expatriado 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

idk who lived there, but liked framed pictures and cigarettes

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they're lucky, it's cigarette smoke and not mold.

[–] musicworld 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It doesn't look like mold, maybe top left but it's blurry so impossible to tell. Looks like old paint and general dust/grime.

Mold would also grow under picture frames. Frames would prevent dust getting underneath.

[–] Eheran 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Looks more like a bad paint job. Those features are exactly the size of a paint roller. They are also everywhere. And are only missing where you can't roll (corners).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And the drywall isn’t taped and mudded everywhere.

[–] Depress_Mode 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It doesn’t make me want to buy the house necessarily, but that’s actually a really cool photo right there

[–] totallynotarobot 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Handmaid's suite?

"Upscale sought after New Gilead neighbourhood, featuring a dismal attic room for your slave..."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This picture of one of the bedrooms puts off morgue vibes..