BRB, putting mustard on my dick
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2023
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Did it work...?
Spicy Dijohnny, they call him now...
I think the burning means it is working
damn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I'll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood
9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms
My brain doesn't know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.
the blood from the ears is a feature, not a bug 😉
Thats a nasty allergy
I feel as though I am not represented. There is no one with mustard all over their body.