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simple trick rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Dynamo 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BRB, putting mustard on my dick

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did it work...?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Spicy Dijohnny, they call him now...

[–] Dynamo 2 points 1 year ago

I think the burning means it is working

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

damn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I'll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My brain doesn't know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

the blood from the ears is a feature, not a bug 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Thats a nasty allergy

[–] mjhrrs 1 points 1 year ago

I feel as though I am not represented. There is no one with mustard all over their body.