this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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[–] Tylith 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wtf bro why would you cum in a sock just eat it like a normal person

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Licking it up can provide you with a sense of pride and accomplishment after a long wank

[–] Thteven 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Calories out, calories in.

[–] hoch 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] hoch 1 points 1 year ago

Excuse me? That's a golden God

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Similar to the classic joke:

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago