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[–] bitjunkie 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Any game where you fight by picking stuff out of menus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am not sure if I should feel insulted or thankful that I just gained a new perspective.

[–] bitjunkie 1 points 3 hours ago

You do you, man. I've just thought that felt like the exact opposite of combat since I was a kid when all the old FF games were popular.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Destiny. I hate it but I can't stop playing it.

[–] RedAggroBest 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So I'm not autistic and these aren't necessarily bad games, but for my partner this is definitely Dragon Age. She has put an insane number of hours into the first 3 games. She knew The Veilguard was going to be bad. She KNEW, she told me multiple times even the second before she told me she bought the game. She got 3/4 of the way through before having a crying, screaming meltdown over how bad it was.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's either something dark and gritty like dark souls, or the cutest shit ever like animal crossing or stardew valley. I'm my case it's both.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The meme says worst games. Dark Souls is one of the absolute best games.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My tism sometimes has me skip words when reading something with pixels in the double digits.

[–] VerbFlow 4 points 2 days ago
[–] MilitantAtheist 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tarkov. 16k hours. More time than most streamers.

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[–] Salvia 6 points 2 days ago

All I see are awesome game recommendations, thanks everyone! Except for Stardew Valley.. that's my game. I love it but I hate it for reasons mentioned already.

[–] Alenalda 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Agent641 69 points 3 days ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] rtxn 81 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (10 children)

I have the most hours in Warframe, but Factorio is on a different level. If you're anywhere on the spectrum, it is pure crack cocaine. The only reason I haven't bought the DLC is because I know it'll consume a month of my free time.

By the way, Warframe 1999's soundtrack fucking slaps.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Modded minecraft isnt the worst ever

I started making games to make sure its not

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[–] jagged 63 points 3 days ago (11 children)

It’s not a bad game but Rimworld is destroying my life right now.

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[–] DicJacobus 4 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Second Life. If you could call it a game.

I started "playing" it in 2006. Went through long periods of not playing it.. but I always come back.. and it's always worse

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Battlefield 2042. 5k hours.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This is unironically one of my favorite memes because it fits me SO WELL:
On Minecraft I have ~150 days playtime on PC, after switching to Prismlauncher (after some development drama) I have another ~22 days playtime. Along with my 1300 hours on switch it's a total of 234.5 DAYS looking at pixelated blocks in a children's game.

that's not even including my time in PE edition from when I was little or the multiple years I spent in Lunar client which doesn't track playtime. In total it's probably WELL over a whole year of JUST Minecraft.

I ALSO have 9154 hours in other steam games and 1500 MORE in animal crossing. In total this is 16,000 hours, 670 days or

1.8 YEARS

I do also have minor autism.

edit: also 2-300 hours in oldschool RuneScape lol

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Stardew Valley.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I spent a vast majority of my college years and mid 20s playing an MMO by the name of Puzzle Pirates. Honestly, if it had maintained a large enough player base for the content, I probably would've been addicted a lot longer. I've never come across another game quite like it and it's a shame mismanagement of the company and shitty decisions about the direction of the game led it to a slow death.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

For me it was Warcraft 3 custom maps. And I'd probably still be playing it if blizzard hadn't fucking destroyed it. Fuck blizzard forever.

[–] andros_rex 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Elder Scrolls Oblivion.

Like I hate it, it was a disappointment when I got it (maybe even more than Skyrim). I wanted Morrowind 2, I got “oh, the LOTR series is popular because of the film, why not flatten our setting into generic medieval fantasy?” instead of my jungle city with dragons flying around the canals.

The main plot is stupid, most of the faction plot lines are stupid (Mannimarco is probably one of the most embarrassing bosses in a video game of all time). Shivering Isles and Knights of the Nine showed that there were still some capable writers at Bethesda, but Horse Armor probably got a lot more profit for much less effort. (And now, they’ve figured that they don’t even have to do that and can just resell what modders do.)

Despite how much I hate the game, I’ve sank thousands of hours into it - not just playing it, but modding it. Installing the mods of others, making and releasing my own. I have a dream of someday making a total conversion mod which would fix all of the things I hate about the main story and the landmass and the dialogue and the lack of roleplaying opportunities… to the point where I’ve also spent hundreds of hours making small stabs at the project.

I listen to other people play the game and talk about the game and complain about the game all of the time. I watch more hours of people playing Oblivion than Morrowind - which is the game I actually like and think is good!

Edit: Plot of Morrowind - complicated political intrigue, analysis of colonialism, and subversion of the “Chosen One” narrative, where you could make a very strong argument that the main character is a government agent sent to “fulfill” an indigenous prophecy to destabilize the region politically and further centralize the Empire’s control over Tamriel.

Plot of Oblivion - Mehrunes Dagon is now basically the Christian Devil (flanderizing the very interesting morality of the Daedra in lore). Your job is to fight all the evil cultists who want to bring him back for basically no reason, like even in their “paradise” they’re getting tortured for funsies. No one has motivations other than being bad guys or good guys. (See also how the Mages Guild portrays necromancy as “the bad magic” which was a religious thing in Morrowind but canonically seen as morally neutral elsewhere before they became the generic baddies you slaughter in dungeons and caves.)

[–] Snowclone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fucking Mannimarco was SO disappointing. You're chasing down this rouge faction of necromancers, corpses nailed to the walls, spooky as shit, rumors of The King of Worms fly, you finnally make it to him, and he's an Altmer in a cave in a brown robe all ''I'm an immortal who used to be in the Psyjic Order, was there when magic was first passed from Mer to Men, I single handedly invented enchanting, soul binding, and raising the dead, You have to fucking PRAY to me to make black soul gems!''

And you lob an arrow at him from across the room and he says the same things ever Altmer in the game does and falls over dead. Like... really? I was expecting ANYTHING to happen in the fight at all.

They could have just made him a litch with some thralls and a health pool and damage output high enough to make it seem like a boss fight. I've had more trouble assassinatiing pirates.

[–] andros_rex 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The build up is ridiculous! Traven kills himself to give you that soul gem.

Mannimarco is supposed to be a god! How is he just a high elf in a shitty reskinned robe that needs a staff to reanimate a single corpse? Mannimarco in lore would use Mannimarco in game as fodder for experiments - getting merked by someone who might not even know how to cast a fireball. (Getting rid of faction requirements also annoys me, but if you’re so opposed to making people replay your game for all content and think it’s immersive that you can be the Grey Fox, Arch Mage, Listener, etc…, then at least acknowledge it somehow. Like, if you become Arch Mage before you do Thieves Guild, at one point you steal from yourself. I guess you also do become Sheogorath, maybe that insanity is why.)

They could have at least made a unique character mesh for him based on his Daggerfall design.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Despite all these shortcomings Oblivion is still my favorite TES game. The only thing that stops me from replaying it is the god-awful leveling system that requires loads of planning and min-maxing to make a character I am satisfied with. It's just so gosh darned beautiful and relaxing...as long as one completely ignores Kvatch.

[–] Snowclone 1 points 1 day ago

It's my OCD struggle to just play a character and not min max. It's so tedious and insane.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ITT: people listing good games they played a bunch.

The answer is clearly world of warcraft.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley. I have at least 10k hours between both.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stardew Valley is not a bad game.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not for the first 400h, but after that what do you have going on? I have 6900 hours into SdV on Steam alone, and I have no idea why I keep coming back to something I've beat to perfection already.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

SDV has a really satisfying farm-reward cycle. It's also very varied and you are free to pursue multiple possible paths for character growth as well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is a good came I just got tired of it due to the constant inventory management and the rapid day night cycle making me feel like I had to speed run everything.

Besides that the art, music, controls, and, aesthetic are all wonderful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Now that you mention it, there is a feeling of being rushed by the day-night cycle in SV. And I think that may be part of why I found it "grounding" during the pandemic but a bit of a hassle these days.

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[–] NightmareQueenJune 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Factorio. Do i need to say more?

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