This is so fucking funny, everyday we (the world) get to read news articles about the United States of Idiots.
Disclaimer: I don't think that all Americans are idiots, many of you are okay.
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2025
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This is opening the gate for the next 911 style attack so they can further reduce your civil liberties.
The "terrorists" have won
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
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They can just eat the bombs they find during their work. Like a barn 🐈. They also just eat the mice they catch.
Bet fElon wants to smuggle drugs on his private plane.
I'm thinking one of his kids that hates him got a new dog, and this is how he responds.
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Dogs taking away jobs from humans? What a disgrace! Surely dogs are DEI hires, if I ever saw one. They're not even people!
Cool so bombs are doable now? heh
Waiting for someone to hopefully explain how the title is misleading and the dogs are ok plz
Obviously the dogs' handlers will continue to care for their dogs. It's not okay that they might be spending their own money to do so.
Y'all Muricans need to stop this madness. Sincerely, rest of the world.
Maybe its collateral damage from getting rid of drug-sniffing dogs that might narc on him and his friends
Have the police unions feed them. They are well protected.
Perhaps we take those dogs. When the unruly mobs kick in the mansions of the ultra rich, we let the dogs feed once more.
Airplane in USA crashes by itself so often that I don’t know I should be worried about TSA or other part of the flight system more.
I would bet that they're aware of an attaok and opening the doors so that it can happen. They've already compromsed the rest of the industry. This is 9/ll all over again.
Yeah, they need something to blame on Canada to get the full support of their idiot population to kill us.
This is literally the plot of Michael Moore's comedy, Canadian Bacon (1995), starring John Candy. 30 years later, and Republicans are now leading us down a path that even Michael Moore deemed to be so patently absurd that it'd be perfect for a zany satirical comedy.
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