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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

OP please post a link, I can't believe they are this bad at math, unless they mean people are now "illegally" crossing out of the US

Edit: this is real, oh myyy! https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

[–] NikkiDimes 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm guessing they mean an over 100% increase of the decrease of the period-over-period amount.

It's not necessarily wrong, but it is, in fact, a really, really stupid way of communicating information, which is very on brand of them and their supporters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 minutes ago

Listen, if you have to jump through hoops to stretch the meaning of a phrase, just to raise the idea that the phrase might not be completely asinine, it might be a better use of your time to just let it be. You shouldn't have to do mental gymnastics and word judo just to squeeze a non-obvious semi-literate meaning out of something the leader of the free world said. Don't do their work for them (unless you are being paid to do their work for them, of course... but get paid up front, because they aren't very good about honoring contracts).

[–] Thcdenton 1 points 9 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

If this is real, then that's some North Korea shit right there.

[–] ameancow 1 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago) (1 children)

I wonder why so many people think there is something fundamentally different about North Korea and the people there. Sure the media control is a bit tighter, but the same thing is happening there as here, always has been in fact. Media is controlled by the state who are controlled by the elite/wealthy. Because of this, meda lies, they just tune their lies to whoever is watching.

You don't NEED to wall off your nation to make people spout lies for you, to make newscasters and printed headlines tell the population that their leader doesn't poop and that he's 700 years old and shoots money beams from his navel. The people who want to hear it will repeat it with glee and don't want to fact check it, and the ones who don't believe it know enough to be quiet and keep their head down so they can get through the day. The same things are happening here and have been happening here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

There are a couple fundamental differences between the US and North Korea - in NK, you can't travel without governmental approval and also you get shot if you try to leave.

In the US, you can walk to a different state if you so desire (or drive or fly, but those require gov't ID) and the only thing you need to have if you want to leave the country is paperwork that the other country accepts.

I wouldn't be surprised if there were more fundamental differences between the two countries, but those are two big ones that I thought of off the top of my head.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

It's real, but it's quoting Trump.

[–] teamevil 6 points 3 hours ago

And what official body is in charge of keeping the official record and count of illegal immigrants crossing the border? Seems to me it's most likely DHS and ice reporting and isn't it in their own best interest to inflate the numbers or deflate them to appease the Nazis?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago

Step 1: Turns country towards fascism

Step 2: ???

Step 3: ~~Profit?~~ Genocide?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If it's over 100%, does that mean he's pushing out people in the US? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Yes actually, and he's making some crossings super legal to compensate further.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What percent of immigration is illegal? I'm beginning to suspect Republicans are actually pro immigration (gotta have those slaves) but need to be loudly against it, hence the crackdown on illegal immigrants

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Trump has (so far) been deporting at a slower rate than Obama's or Biden s highest rate. He seems to be mostly making a big show to discourage border crossings. It's kinda working, but even regular travelers on tourist's visas are getting the 9th degree when entering the country. My daughter's UK boyfriend was grilled for 90 minutes with questions like, "Why don't you have more underwear packed?"

[–] ameancow 1 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago)

He seems to be mostly making a big show

This but amplified from the rooftops. In the criminal business, they call someone like Trump a "distraction."

[–] NatakuNox 13 points 5 hours ago

Lol illegal crossings caught / reported. The majority of illegals come over legally and just overstay their vacation, education, work, business, or deplomat visa. Why bother crossing illegally when you can just request a vacation visa or day visa and just disappear into the country. (Yes those without passports will have to sneak across but it's way easier than the Trump administration will have you believe.) Yes thousands get caught but millions go back and forth without. Yes most go back without needing the US government to force them.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Numbers nobody has seen before. Lol.

Every Trump action is appearently the best ones ever made in the history of civilization.

If Jesus would come back, he would be second to Trump in how amazing he is.

[–] Valmond 16 points 7 hours ago

Second place? Believe it or not, it's also Trump.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder: this community has a "No politics or political figures" rule. In the future, please put posts like this in a community like [email protected].

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 hours ago

this is not political at all. beside the fact that the white house is making the joke! next time the white house is funny, I'll post on political humor, sorry

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 hours ago

So people are fleeing the US? That's not the brag you think it is...

[–] pennomi 128 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

numbers that nobody has ever seen before

Like eleventeen, thirty-twelve, and all those.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Good grief, I thought this post was just a joke, but he actually said it. It's ok though, his term's nearly over, right? Right??

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Only because the meaning of "term" may change.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago

"Good news and bad news. Good news, Trump is not the president anymore.. "

[–] [email protected] 71 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

So... how do you reduce something like people crossing a border beyond one hundred percent ?

[–] [email protected] 107 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

People trying to get out of the country, I guess

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

I thought of this one but a deportation isn't an illegal crossing.... So it wouldn't work!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

They're crossing on the opposite direction now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

I also considered this one, illegally crossing in the opposite direction is still illegally crossing, so, it doesn't explain the math

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

And bringing additional people with them!

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 hours ago

American refugees trying to enter Mexico and Canada.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 hours ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Look at the front page, and also great articles such as "Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments" and "President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

"Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments"

Wait, are they confusing "transgender" and "transgenic"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Yes, they also cut funding to a special education transition program because they think it means libs are transitioning school kids.

[–] hedge_lord 4 points 6 hours ago

"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago

Yes. Because they are just that dumb.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago

Nobody wants to move to a shithole country I guess.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Don't know what everyone is so worried about. Look at all this bigly progress!! /s

And look how progressive they are, putting a Muskrat in the White House!

(psss....psss...Europe, wanna coordinate a party?)

[–] DragonsInARoom 7 points 9 hours ago

So what they're saying is that everyone is leaving the US, can't imagine why

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