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I can no longer tell what is and is not satire. (mander.xyz)

submitted 2 days ago by aeronmelon to c/microblogmemes

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cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/25971320

Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.

I feel my ability to understand satire is being attacked by reality.

And I checked the comments and its a mix of musk riding:

"I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit"

or thinking this is a joke:

"That’s not hiding the fact that there’s a swastikar under it"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah totally looks like a F150. Good job 👍

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No wonder we don’t buy US cars in Europe - in which city center could that monster fit in?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Moscow

[–] oplkill 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nope, its pretty narrow and Tesla would be there simply stolen

[–] Lemminary 1 points 1 day ago

In scrap parts*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I dont think the owner of this car would care about the disgusting lower class meat or their so called opinions.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a shitty ass car tarp

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its even ripped already

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That's for refilling the meme tank.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, this is obviously a troll.

It's not even satire, just straight up trolling.

When you use the cover, guess what gets blocked? The cameras.

So no more sentry mode.

This just makes the cybertruck an even more attractive target.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i think the actual purpose is to prevent water damage

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a dust cover, not a waterproof tarp.

[–] SpaceNoodle 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah, so the purpose is to trap in moisture to accelerate that coveted patina

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Coveted Patina is also the less successful sequel to Stephen King's Needful Things.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Nice

[–] aeronmelon 7 points 2 days ago

Lord knows that car can’t do so by itself.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (7 children)

JFC that car is humongous. I could fit my small car twice under that tarp, with room to spare. Or that guy is tiny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

it’s not, the person is actually a midget

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I could practically fit my apartment under that tarp

[–] beebers 6 points 2 days ago

They barely fit in parking spaces

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Makes you wonder "why not put it in your garage" but then oh yeah, because tiny man want big truck to feel big, so big he can't park it in his garage anymore

[–] 5too 4 points 2 days ago

I don't think one would fit in my garage...

[–] rob_t_firefly 9 points 2 days ago

A bit of him is probably very tiny.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I would feel so ridiculous, propelling this whole fucking boat just to move my ass to the grocery store...

[–] Lemminary 1 points 1 day ago

Swasticar owners take no publicity is bad publicity to heart. Get that attention in one way or another!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Edmund's spec sheet gives a height of 70.5in (5'10.5) so he's probably around 5'6

[–] El_guapazo 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's actually Elon musk under that blanket

[–] Lemminary 2 points 1 day ago

Truly no one else in history has ever or will ever again design a car after their rib cage. You've done it, Elmo, you've invented something in your life!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I thought it was Saddam Hussein for a second.

[–] Coreidan 4 points 2 days ago

Fucking brilliant

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Why is he wrapping that dumpster?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 24 points 2 days ago

Take it as a cautionary tale. Even though depraved money demons control every major aspect of social and news media and you are surrounded by a constant ear-splitting blare of fascistic brown-note, nobody will ever be better at lying to you than yourself.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Finally something in which I can flex my specific knowledge of the human world!

It is a joke: the shape of the truck is quite peculiar and covering hides none of its typical features.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you sure? I didn't see any tags. Best to be safe and assume this is something serious and malicious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I don't see any tag in your reply I'll therefore assume you are being serious and malicious.

[–] CrowAirbrush 15 points 2 days ago

Ah yes the F-150 with the sharply angled roof.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Poe’s Law

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If you can tell what car it is even when it's under a tarp it's a bad design.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a weird take.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My point that nobody seems to be able to actually get is that if you are making a car it should look like a car.

It shouldn't look like a weird art installation because ultimately it has to work as a functional vehicle first and foremost. And part of that is not being in death trap to everyone in the local environment. There's some reason these things aren't sold in Europe.

If a car is unsafe then it has failed in its most fundamental aspect of being a useful vehicle. Because a unsafe car is not a car that you can use.

The only reason these things are allowed on the roads in the US is that the US don't actually care about their own citizens well-being.

[–] Majorllama 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That's just false. Some of the most beautiful cars ever made have such distinct body lines that most car enthusiasts could easily pick them out even when covered in a tarp.

Yes I picked one that is comically easy because of the giant wing, but I'm using it on purpose. Simply because a car can be identified while coverd doesn't mean it's bad design.

[–] BreadOven 2 points 2 days ago

Roadrunner?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I hate Tesla as much as the next guy, but recognizing a thing with just a silhouette doesn’t mean it’s a bad design, it just means it’s unique and memorable

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[–] j4k3 6 points 2 days ago

Swastiboat with sparky tail butt plug

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