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[–] hedge_lord 3 points 20 hours ago

"Yoshi" is a lie created by the CIA. His real name is Alfonso Alfredo and I was friends with him as a child. Even then I knew something was off about the kid, always carrying around those weird eggs. How was I supposed to know where he was getting them?

[–] amon 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] devilish666 14 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I know this is a meme, BUT

You asked for it [NSFW URL]https://e621.net/posts/5317990

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 1 day ago

Cloacas aren't embarrassing unless you make them embarrassing

[–] CluckN 8 points 1 day ago

I like the post about the guy who did ambien and woke up with a completely built bathroom cabinet.

[–] bran_buckler 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When was the second coming of Yoshi prophesied in the holy texts?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 day ago

1972, if you accept that the second coming is not a dinosaur/lizard but is instead a jazz club