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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Let him beg. Please tell him to pound sand. I haven't had eggs in a month and I'm still alive.

[–] Fredselfish 4 points 6 hours ago

Is this after tomorrow when his tariffs kick in. I'm sure Canada will be more than happy to ship eggs to us, right after they slap on their own tariffs.

[–] popekingjoe 3 points 6 hours ago

Yep. I need to watch my cholesterol anyway.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 32 points 12 hours ago

Foes Like Trudeau

Sigh... it's been a eventful and shitty few weeks

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago

I despise Trump more than I like eggs. If Trudeau tells Trump to fuck off, I’ll manage just fine.

I’m concerned for small restaurants, though. That business is tough enough as it is, and you know that local businesses will be on the bottom of the list.

[–] pubquiz 7 points 10 hours ago

Sure, Rapey-Boy, you can come get 10,000,000 eggs. At $5m a piece. Ha ha ha ha ....

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

In a sense, the orange utan delivered on his promise: when you can't buy any eggs, you don't spend a single dollar on eggs. Hard to make them any cheaper...

[–] frazw 2 points 1 hour ago

Why is no-one pointing out that he has not only failed on his promise but actually made it worse? Shouldn't the media have an egg price overlaid on every broadcast?

[–] thejoker954 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Trudeau should have Canadians lob eggs over the border. Really give trump the finger lol.

[–] garbagebagel 3 points 10 hours ago

I'm pretty close to the border, I volunteer

[–] Libertus 7 points 12 hours ago

Great. These eggs should be traded for security guarantees and weapons for Ukraine.